Whats the worst thing the missus has felt out with you for?

[hairyblue]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

Seriously?

Yeah, we spoke about it previously but i don't think she realised i was being serious, and after all it's all about the element of suprise.

It was a rush but i suffered a major consequence..

We're back together now and we stick with the bread & butter stuff.

 

[MCFC-alan88]

I tried to donkey punch her but i knocked her out and when she woke up she kicked me out the house and reported me to the police for assault.

Bet you can't beat that!

Seriously?

Yeah, we spoke about it previously but i don't think she realised i was being serious, and after all it's all about the element of suprise.

It was a rush but i suffered a major consequence..

We're back together now and we stick with the bread & butter stuff.

Is it crusty?

 

[charliebigspuds]

Every time theres extramarital shenanigans in Coronation Street or Emmerdale or any other fcukin' tv programme she turns to me and says "You'd never do anything like that, would you?" "Of course not" I always reply. You can then tell that the events of the stupid fictional televised crap are playing on her mind more and more until you are just waiting for her to pipe up again with "Are you sure you'd never do anything like that? You would tell me, wouldn't you, blah, blah blah" It does my head in and we end up having an almighty row which leads to other more serious real-life things being brought up.

she's a nutter!

 

[tueartsboots]

1st time because I accused HER aof going off with someone else when I had been chatting another girl up
2nd time cos I shagged a couple(?) of people
3rd time cos I MARRIED someone else !

She has punched me off barstools and poured pints over my head on many occasions, oh how we laugh now !

We are very happy and secure now !

 

[bluereddish]

i hate getting moaned at for things that haven't even happened yet.

You won't pick me up Friday, I know you won't. You'll forget. You're useless. This is on Monday

Know what you mean sdavros. Mine moans when you don't do something and moans when you do do something. She moans about all the money spent on lottery tickets but if we won big time she'd still moan about how obscene such a massive amount of money was. She'd even moan if I bought her a vibrator.

 

[Barry Silkman's foot]

My missus (gf) fell out with me because i went out with my mates for a game of footy even when i couldnt have seen her, she was away with her parents.

Your storys please :)

My missus fell out with me cause I said her clout resembled a grid...women can be so sensitive.

 

[bluemoon27]

my ex girlfiend fell out with me for shagging her sister,dont know what her beef was

 

[TFC]

My missus (gf) fell out with me because i went out with my mates for a game of footy even when i couldnt have seen her, she was away with her parents.

Your storys please :)

My missus fell out with me cause I said her clout resembled a grid...women can be so sensitive.

LMFAO

 

[Patientman63]

My Mrs. didn't speak to me for a day because she dreamt I was seeing someone else.

Fekin Norah!! i thought it was only my missus who did that...

Havin said that, its kinda fun when she has saucy dreams too, so shouldn't complain

 

[michaelo]

I went out on the piss after a row with my ex missus.
She rang me giving me grief.After letting her rabbit on i'd had enough and told her if she wanted me to come home
then i would.My exact words to her were"Ok i'm on my way...be prepared!"
Meaning be prepared for another row.She asked "be prepared for what?"
However i didn't finish that sentence and finished the call just saying"bye!"
Well what a mistake that was!Because when i finally got home bladdered..i knocked at the door as she had locked it.
To my horror i heard someone behind me say my name.Turning round i was greeted by the old bill.
They arrested me and took me to the local nick and tried charging me with threats to kill!!
The stupid woman of an ex thought i'd said "be prepared to die!"
Luckily no charges were made and needless to say i fecked her off.