Whats your best Joke!?!?

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

Judge to Mickey Mouse: I'm sorry Mr Mouse, but I cannot grant you a divorce just because Minnie has buck teeth.

Mickey: I didn't say she had buck teeth your honour, I said she was fucking Goofy....

 

[MATCITY]

6 out of 7 dwarfs arnt happy

 

[chumpster1]

My son walked into kitchen and said "Dad theres a guy at the door with a bald head"



I replied "Tell him f*ck off i've already got one" !

 

[Barcon]

A seal walks into a club.

 

[jimharri]

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman looks up and says; ''Is this some kind of joke?''.

 

[slicky202]

whats green and runs round your garden?






















a hedge

 

[Kevblue]

Did you hear about the dyslexic prostitute?......


She tried to open a warehouse!

 

[bumbleblue]

Why do giraffes have long necks?



because






if they didn't they would have a big gap between their head and their body.

 

[MCFC BOB]

A seal walks into a club.

That's actually really funny.


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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?



'... Where's my tractor?'

 

[sweynforkbeard]

This gorgeous blonde walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gave her one.


A termite walks into a pub and asks, 'Is the bartender here?'