Whats your best Joke!?!?

[mackenzie]

If you found a rubber halfway up your arse when you go camping would you tell anyone??

other person: what the fuck? no!

Lets go camping ;)

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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like this one!

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

Went to the opticians yesterday, and guess who I bumped into?

Bloody everybody!

 

[Ancient Citizen]

What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg.

 

[JuniorBlue]

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[LateBlue]

Had sex with a girl who suffers from eczema last night; she had a cracking fanny

 

[bluegorton]

New drug on the market for Dyslexic lesbians - Trycoxagain.

What do we want? - ALZHEIMER'S RIGHTS!

When do we want em? - WANT WHAT!

 

[Chev Chelios]

What do you call a dog with two cocks ?
N Dubz .

 

[DANNY O'B]

whats good for 9 out of 10 people?







gang rape

 

[speccybob]

A cat is sat at the side of a river when a 6 inch sausage comes floating by. The Cat dips its paw in to catch it but misses.
A few minutes later an 8 inch sausage comes floating by and the cat dips its whole leg in to catch it but again misses.
A few moments later a 10 inch sausage comes floating by and the cat jumps in and catches it and eats it..

The morale of the story is..........





THE BIGGER THE SAUSAGE THE WETTER THE PUSSY

 

[BornLate58]

Its a fact 6 out of seven dwarfs arent Happy