What's 50 foot long, wiggles and stinks of piss?
The conga line at the old folks home
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Bloke in a pub bets the bartender 50 notes that he can stand on top of the bar and piss across the bar into a cup at the other end.
The bartender rubs his hands together with glee knowing that it's almost impossible. So the guy stands up pulls down his pants get his dick out and starts pissin.
He pisses absolutely everywhere, on the bar, on the pumps, on the bartenders face and the floor, everywhere but the cup. The bartender starts to crack up laughing and holds out his hand but the bloke is laughing his bollocks off, Bartender says, " what you laughin at? you just lost 50 quid"
The guy stops laughing and points out to a bloke sat a table and says, "see that guy over there? I've just bet him 250 quid that I could get my dick out, piss on you, your bar and your punters and you'd still be laughing!"
