Whats your best Joke!?!?

FantasyIreland said:
mammutly said:
So now it's the Royal Family, the armed forces and old people who the victims of some people's so called humour !

In these troubled times especially, you'd think people might have a bit more respect or just some commom decency!
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I agree with Buzzer1,you need to get a grip fella,a joke is so called for a reason,it provides a moment of humour,such an attitude as yours is damaging to society as an ability to laugh at yourself makes the world a much more enjoyable place,i suggest you get yourself a beer,a woman(or a bloke...) and a sense of humour.

Why do Scotsmen have Blue cocks? Because the're all tight fisted wankers!
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Just when you think there's nobody daft enough left ......



;-)
 
tueartsboots said:
poh said:
I fucking love this one,anyway heard the one about the english man who thought charisma was the 25th december !
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Now that is offensive !
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Screw you,you english git !.................................................... kidding mate,just kidding,thought i had better put that in before the thought police get me,they will never take me alive aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 
tueartsboots said:
poh said:
Screw you,you english git !.................................................... kidding mate,just kidding,thought i had better put that in before the thought police get me,they will never take me alive aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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PMSL !
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Glad to be of service my little english savage.
 
tueartsboots said:
poh said:
Glad to be of service my little english savage.
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English savage? Oi, I've been to an irish festival and once had a pint of Guinness. Pretty much makes me the same as you ;)
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Your right mate,fuck it your in,we need all we can get these days what with everyone fucking off because of the money and jobs situation over here at the moment,i will pick you up at the airport in the morning,and for fucks sake have your shoes on the right feet or everyone will know your english.
 
poh said:
tueartsboots said:
English savage? Oi, I've been to an irish festival and once had a pint of Guinness. Pretty much makes me the same as you ;)
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Your right mate,fuck it your in,we need all we can get these days what with everyone fucking off because of the money and jobs situation over here at the moment,i will pick you up at the airport in the morning,and for fucks sake have your shoes on the right feet or everyone will know your english.
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would it help if I brought a bag of potatoes with me?
 
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