Didsbury Dave said:Well done De Niro, you are indeed the best Mod in the land and all the world.
I am going to start a campaign to have this thread installed as a Classic.
If you like the thread, click on the "report" button (the red exclaimation mark) and instert the text "I believe the poo thread is a classic".
timesprout said:Whilst living with a girlfriend, the relationship had allbut died, and i started seing another women. After about 2 week it was time to end the relationship as i had really fallen for my bit on the side. 13 yr younger than me, gorgeous, body to die for.
Duly my now ex moved out and me my new younger model could finaly get down to the knitty gritty. I took her out round Ashton, onto one of the lovely curry houses sadly gone now then back to my place for what was our first full night together and copious amounts of rumpy pumpy.
Morning was soon upon us and we sat in bed giggling like school kidz, then i feels a little fart-a-brewing, swiftley lifted my bum cheeks for a quick bit of the fart game, farted on her thigh then quick as a flash was back on my side still giggling like a kid shouting ah ah got you.
My giggle was short lived however, she lifted the duvet, looked deadpan into my eyes, and said thanks you dirty bstd youve shit on my legs, as you can imagine i stopped mid giggle whilst trying to work out if she was getting me back for my childish prank.
Panic in my voice i said fck off i havn't, to which she lowered the duvet to reveal a lovely line of arse gravy down to her knee.
ah oh ah errm im sorry fckin sorry.....then she burst out laughing and said dont worry hun i'll just go and get a shower.
Weve been married 7 yr now and together 9. Love springs eternal
I love you Abigail
nashark said:Brilliant thread.
I've never had a proper soiled myself moment.
after reading your nostalgic holiday tale i can assure you nashark, you have very much had a 'soiled myself moment' of feckin epic proportions.
Yeah but my wifes name is susanBimboBob said:timesprout said:Whilst living with a girlfriend, the relationship had allbut died, and i started seing another women. After about 2 week it was time to end the relationship as i had really fallen for my bit on the side. 13 yr younger than me, gorgeous, body to die for.
Duly my now ex moved out and me my new younger model could finaly get down to the knitty gritty. I took her out round Ashton, onto one of the lovely curry houses sadly gone now then back to my place for what was our first full night together and copious amounts of rumpy pumpy.
Morning was soon upon us and we sat in bed giggling like school kidz, then i feels a little fart-a-brewing, swiftley lifted my bum cheeks for a quick bit of the fart game, farted on her thigh then quick as a flash was back on my side still giggling like a kid shouting ah ah got you.
My giggle was short lived however, she lifted the duvet, looked deadpan into my eyes, and said thanks you dirty bstd youve shit on my legs, as you can imagine i stopped mid giggle whilst trying to work out if she was getting me back for my childish prank.
Panic in my voice i said fck off i havn't, to which she lowered the duvet to reveal a lovely line of arse gravy down to her knee.
ah oh ah errm im sorry fckin sorry.....then she burst out laughing and said dont worry hun i'll just go and get a shower.
Weve been married 7 yr now and together 9. Love springs eternal
I love you Abigail
That last bit ruined the story for me. This is not the thread for soppy and sentimental endings! Sick freak.