When was the last time you soiled yourself?

[bluereddish]

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[djelanomcfc]

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What you have done there is open up a whole new world of wierd and disgusting threads. These few top anything that's ever been done of this forum before.

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[Anonymous]

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absolutely disgusting but absolutely brilliant.

having read through some of the replys there, i feel sorry for the chap.. the other posters are missing a bit of humour.

 

[Llewellyn Dowd]

Anyone got any recent dirt-box deluges to report?



THE best thread of all time.

 

[MadchesterCity]

After a 12 hour drinking session we ended up at a mates house for 4am scotch.I was the last to leave.As i made my way down the street everything started to rumble.I was about 40 foot from his front door but i knew i wouldn't have enough time.
Over the road was an alleyway so i made for it.As i got there my arse gave up.Quickly i started to pull clothing off but i wasn't quick enough.It was everywhere.My trousers,pants and socks(i'd taken the shoes off) were flung down the alley as my arse carried on depositing bum water.Suddenly a security light came on.
It wasn't an alley.It was someones drive entrance.It was quite weird with all this liquid poo coming out of what felt like every hole to see a face staring at me from behind a upper floor window.
Soon it stopped and i then had the messy job of putting my trousers back on.I then rang the missus and asked her to pick me up(i was a good 6 miles from home)and to bring loads of bin bags for me to sit on.
When i told my mate the next day he didn't believe me so he went to check the house over the road and saw a man steam cleaning his garden/driveway walls.

PMSL

ha ha - tears of laughter!

 

[Biginoil]

No poo in this one, sorry. A near-miss story.

I was flying back to Manchester from Aberdeen a few years ago. The flight was delayed and I got pretty pissed in the bar. As we were due to board I thought about having a piss, but decided to wait until we were airborne. Anyway the flight was pretty bumpy so the Captain kept the seatbelt signs on. I kept asking the Stewardess and she kept saying 'in a minute'. I finally snapped and decided to go anyway, but the girl was having none of it. Then the Captain said that we were coming in to land, so no chance of talking her into it. Then we circled over Horwich for another twenty bloody minutes by which time, nearly two hours into the flight that should only take a hour, I could taste it in my mouth. We landed with a bump and god knows how I held on. Then we taxied for what seemed like another hour and finally got on stand. When the seatbelt lights came off I found that I couldn't stand up. I had to ease myself to my feet like an old bloke. I hobbled into the airport and found the nearest bog. To this day I can remember that piss, the sense of relief was overwhelming. The airport was closed for two hours because of all the steam that came off it.

 

[Seosa]

There was a post on here a few months ago about a lad who shit the bed and blamed it on his missus who was asleep. It was the funniest thing i've ever read. Someone who knows what their doing find it. Hilarious

I heard something similar to this recently. A young couple were having anal on her parents bed, and after they were done, the girl shit herself all over her parents bed. She blamed it on the dog, who had recently been put down.

 

[danny21manc]

Please move this to classics. I love nothing more than having a good flick through this.

In fact, i had to google it...

By the way, anyone soiled recently?

 

[mattyc]

Not sure how well-known this story is (or even the player concerned) but I've read the re-issue of Mark Lawrenson's autobiography. He tells a brilliant story about when he was playing for Eire and the squad went on a trip to Poland and their hotel was pretty rank with the result that a few of the players got stomach problems.

They were on a coach travelling something like four hours between locations when one of the younger members of the squad, a lad called Kevin O'Callaghan who played for Ipswich, was struck down with this severe stomach upset and sudden and urgent diarrhoea.

Because of the unrest in Poland at the time, the coach driver was under strict instructions not to stop the coach under any circumstances other than at designated points, and Kevin O'Callaghan desperately needed a toilet - and there wasn't one on the coach!!

End result? Guess? Hardly a surprise!!

Lawrenson goes on to explain that they needed to try and help him 'clean up' somehow - and the squad had been presented with a set of lace tablecloths by the Polish FA - which had to be "pressed into service" until they could get him a change of clothes!!

 

[Bill]

ok here we go.