When you are drunk

conversion at its best :D

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Stranger: hi
You: hey there
Stranger: from?
You: manchester england
You: u?
Stranger: yeah manchester united
Stranger: champpp
Stranger: from istanbul
You: no you gay puff
You: im a city fan
Stranger: haha
Stranger: newcastle?
You: no unitesd fans come from manchester
You: man city
Stranger: ow no
Stranger: arabish s team
You: what
You: ?
Stranger: arabic
Stranger: peoples team
You: nope mancunian all the way
You: we just get money off the arabs
You: :]
Stranger: yeah right too
You: ive never seen an arab in our stadium (apart from the chairman)
Stranger: haha
You: weve got £1 trillion in the bank and ur going bust
Stranger: haha
Stranger: thats not easy like that
You: youve got £-600 million. your at the mercy of the market
You: these days money = glory
You: im afraid
Stranger: i dont think so man
Stranger: you know Fenerbahçe?
You: uniteds time is over
You: yep
Stranger: it worth hundred of million dollars
Stranger: and hundreds k worth team
Stranger: winning the cup
You: i helped a few ultras get away from the poleice when i was in istanbull
Stranger: fuck ultraslan man
Stranger: their team is Galatasaray
Stranger: my team Fenerbahçe
You: i just call em ultras
You: sos man
Stranger: we are anti-ultraslan
You: they were fenerbanche fans
Stranger: ultras fenerbahçe fan?
You: but they were in trouble
Stranger: let them die man
Stranger: next time
You: i like fenerbanche fans NOT galatasaray
You: i just CALL u ultras
Stranger: yeah always fenerbahçe man
You: exactly
Stranger: haha :)
Stranger: what is robinho doing
You: still a united fan :(
You: robinho will get better once he has quality player around him
You: ireland is my favorite
Stranger: of couse it is always important
You: he's class
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know Tuncay
Stranger: ?
Stranger: in Boro
You: yes amazing player!
You: well i like him
You: he is underestimated
You: why?
Stranger: he was good
Stranger: big teams wanted him but
Stranger: he didnt go
Stranger: like chealsea juventus manu
Stranger: because he was thinking that its early for him
You: anyway support fenerbanche not man u. you will be classed as a dick by a lot of people for supporting man u
Stranger: i dont support manu
Stranger: man
Stranger: i just said that i think u support man
You: no i like city
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
You: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcfc.co.uk/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mcfc.co.uk/</a>
Stranger: checkng
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.fenerbahce.org/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.fenerbahce.org/</a>
Stranger: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcfc.co.uk/default.sps?syndicatorguid=&rmasiteinstanceguid=&pagegid=" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.mcfc.co.uk/default.sps?syndi ... =&pagegid=</a>{439A001B-9F18-408E-BD8E-8466AB3C97FD}&bioid=93413&siteid=502
Stranger: whats that picture man
Stranger: ahaha
You: hahaha crappy photoshoping
You: all the photos get taken at the start of the season
Stranger: hahaha yes
You: we will be the new chelsea with our amount of money
Stranger: yeah i think so
Stranger: in few years
You: yeah give it 5-6 yrs
You: we'll be there
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if arabs petroll still not finished
Stranger: haha
Stranger: :D
You: we are still descovering oil in abu dhabi
You: $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
You: yay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: and we are cmng too man
Stranger: wait fenerbahçe
Stranger: we will play championship cup with you
Stranger: in a few years
You: see u there
Stranger: yeah
You: just dont start a figt with us were freinds
Stranger: yeah you too
Stranger: haha
You: booth been oppressed by rival clubs
You: ***both
Stranger: yeah right
You: galatasaray = united think about it
You: both dick heads
Stranger: yeah exactly the same
Stranger: haha
You: have i made u change ur mind about manu?
Stranger: yeah man
You: awsome
Stranger: i wasnt liking manu before too
You: brilliant
You: :D
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: :D
You: see u at the chapions league final
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Lmarkham-blueblood said:
has anyone had any serious political chats yet?

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You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: hows stuff?
Stranger: well im doing fine.. what about u?
You: me too
You: just come back from work :)

You: where r u from?
Stranger: oh.. im from israel.. and I think I'll go to sleep soon :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: manchester england
You: are u female
You: and 15?
You: i think ive met u
Stranger: ehh no..
Stranger: male, and 17
You: oh, sorry
Stranger: lol
Stranger: didnt know there are other israelis over here
You: you dont see may isrealis on here
Stranger: yeah i know..
You: ive only seen 2 (including u)
Stranger: i mean, i can guess, its only my second time here
You: oh
You: i only found about this lst week
You: by the way i hate gaza and palistine
You: and i think isreal is just misunderstood
Stranger: oh thats nice.. i dont think there are many people like you
Stranger: though i think you shouldnt hate gaza and palestinians
Stranger: some of them are ok
Stranger: theres just a dominant minority
Stranger: that is aggressive and so..
You: their government are very agressive
You: thats the reason
You: the jewish people deserve a homeland
You: even though there arent alot of jews in isreal
You: did ur family move to isreal or did they live in palistinen previously?
You: sos palistine
Stranger: well there are 5 million jews in israel.. maybe even 6.. and its quite a lot for the size of the country..
Stranger: well, my parents were born in israel
Stranger: but my grandparents are form europe
You: oh how many muslims are there?
Stranger: umm.. about 1 million, but its complicated.. i mean, the government doesnt really count them as citizens i think
You: oh rigt
You: ***right
You: what do you think of england (honestly)
You: i wont be offended
Stranger: lol.. i think its a nice country.. i mean..
Stranger: its kinda neutral about the middle east
You: we find it better to stay neutral rather than start more wars
You: (unlike americans)
Stranger: and my general impression.. its a country with lots of history and culture.. and people are very polite and introverted
You: thank you
You: so did most of your population imagrate from europe?
Stranger: umm.. i dont know the exact statistics but definetely some..
Stranger: some others came from africa and asia
Stranger: from yemen and so
You: oh thats suprised me
You: is it because its a neutral and effcant country
You: ?
Stranger: whats effcant?
You: works well
You: gets to the point
You: sorry typo
Stranger: yemen or israel?
You: israel
Stranger: well israel is really paranoid..
You: that proves it cares about its citizens
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: we dont one anyone else in the middle east to be as strong as us, because when the countries around us thought theyre stronger than us, they started war
Stranger: want*
You: you beat em' back last time
You: you can do it again i suppose
Stranger: yep, but the price will be too high
You: you will have support
You: the un dont take kindly to genoside
Stranger: its a small country, we cant absorb massive attacks of missiles
Stranger: sure we'll have support, but the countrys sources will be ruined
You: if they try and destroy isreal they will have europe and america against them
Stranger: yep
You: they dont have the guts to start a full scale war
Stranger: the whole situation is complicated
Stranger: especially now with iran and the atom bombs
You: un forces are already in the middle east and with any war the un protects the defenders
Stranger: well the un's power is really limited when it comes to war..
Stranger: a few months ago with the gaza things
Stranger: the hamas told the un forces in gaza to evacuate itself.. and they did
You: thats terrible
Stranger: they didnt want the un forces to interfere with the war
Stranger: though it wasnt really a war, it was more like an operation against a terror organisation
You: you have nations like south africa who couldent care less about the un and you also (apparently)still have a defencive alliance with them
You: they will have to help
You: have you been effected directly from the effects of war?
Stranger: no.. i personally live in jerusalem
Stranger: and its kinda far from gaza(about an hour by car)
You: does it still have a wall around it?
Stranger: jerusalem? the old city does, of course
Stranger: its really beautiful
Stranger: but its small.. it cant contain the 600-700 thousand citizens
You: well the muslims beleive jeruselem is holy also and will not destroy any part of it
Stranger: yep
Stranger: maybe a part of it..
You: not inside the wall
Stranger: a few years ago there were lots of suicide bombers in israel
Stranger: yeah, but they do stab people who walk around there
Stranger: ive heard there's about one stab a week over there
You: all this killing in the name of god its just horrible
Stranger: yep..
Stranger: and before they stopped the suicide bombers it was even worse..
Stranger: no one took buses
You: its mainly about religion isnt it
Stranger: because evey week a bus exploded
You: ?
Stranger: umm.. its hard to say really
Stranger: about religion
Stranger: and about areas
Stranger: and history
Stranger: its complicated
Stranger: originally its not about religion
You: bet it is. good luck hope isreal will be better than ever when this is all over. have to go
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You obviously haven't.
 
ElanJo said:
Lmarkham-blueblood said:
has anyone had any serious political chats yet?

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You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: hows stuff?
Stranger: well im doing fine.. what about u?
You: me too
You: just come back from work :)

You: where r u from?
Stranger: oh.. im from israel.. and I think I'll go to sleep soon :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: manchester england
You: are u female
You: and 15?
You: i think ive met u
Stranger: ehh no..
Stranger: male, and 17
You: oh, sorry
Stranger: lol
Stranger: didnt know there are other israelis over here
You: you dont see may isrealis on here
Stranger: yeah i know..
You: ive only seen 2 (including u)
Stranger: i mean, i can guess, its only my second time here
You: oh
You: i only found about this lst week
You: by the way i hate gaza and palistine
You: and i think isreal is just misunderstood
Stranger: oh thats nice.. i dont think there are many people like you
Stranger: though i think you shouldnt hate gaza and palestinians
Stranger: some of them are ok
Stranger: theres just a dominant minority
Stranger: that is aggressive and so..
You: their government are very agressive
You: thats the reason
You: the jewish people deserve a homeland
You: even though there arent alot of jews in isreal
You: did ur family move to isreal or did they live in palistinen previously?
You: sos palistine
Stranger: well there are 5 million jews in israel.. maybe even 6.. and its quite a lot for the size of the country..
Stranger: well, my parents were born in israel
Stranger: but my grandparents are form europe
You: oh how many muslims are there?
Stranger: umm.. about 1 million, but its complicated.. i mean, the government doesnt really count them as citizens i think
You: oh rigt
You: ***right
You: what do you think of england (honestly)
You: i wont be offended
Stranger: lol.. i think its a nice country.. i mean..
Stranger: its kinda neutral about the middle east
You: we find it better to stay neutral rather than start more wars
You: (unlike americans)
Stranger: and my general impression.. its a country with lots of history and culture.. and people are very polite and introverted
You: thank you
You: so did most of your population imagrate from europe?
Stranger: umm.. i dont know the exact statistics but definetely some..
Stranger: some others came from africa and asia
Stranger: from yemen and so
You: oh thats suprised me
You: is it because its a neutral and effcant country
You: ?
Stranger: whats effcant?
You: works well
You: gets to the point
You: sorry typo
Stranger: yemen or israel?
You: israel
Stranger: well israel is really paranoid..
You: that proves it cares about its citizens
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: we dont one anyone else in the middle east to be as strong as us, because when the countries around us thought theyre stronger than us, they started war
Stranger: want*
You: you beat em' back last time
You: you can do it again i suppose
Stranger: yep, but the price will be too high
You: you will have support
You: the un dont take kindly to genoside
Stranger: its a small country, we cant absorb massive attacks of missiles
Stranger: sure we'll have support, but the countrys sources will be ruined
You: if they try and destroy isreal they will have europe and america against them
Stranger: yep
You: they dont have the guts to start a full scale war
Stranger: the whole situation is complicated
Stranger: especially now with iran and the atom bombs
You: un forces are already in the middle east and with any war the un protects the defenders
Stranger: well the un's power is really limited when it comes to war..
Stranger: a few months ago with the gaza things
Stranger: the hamas told the un forces in gaza to evacuate itself.. and they did
You: thats terrible
Stranger: they didnt want the un forces to interfere with the war
Stranger: though it wasnt really a war, it was more like an operation against a terror organisation
You: you have nations like south africa who couldent care less about the un and you also (apparently)still have a defencive alliance with them
You: they will have to help
You: have you been effected directly from the effects of war?
Stranger: no.. i personally live in jerusalem
Stranger: and its kinda far from gaza(about an hour by car)
You: does it still have a wall around it?
Stranger: jerusalem? the old city does, of course
Stranger: its really beautiful
Stranger: but its small.. it cant contain the 600-700 thousand citizens
You: well the muslims beleive jeruselem is holy also and will not destroy any part of it
Stranger: yep
Stranger: maybe a part of it..
You: not inside the wall
Stranger: a few years ago there were lots of suicide bombers in israel
Stranger: yeah, but they do stab people who walk around there
Stranger: ive heard there's about one stab a week over there
You: all this killing in the name of god its just horrible
Stranger: yep..
Stranger: and before they stopped the suicide bombers it was even worse..
Stranger: no one took buses
You: its mainly about religion isnt it
Stranger: because evey week a bus exploded
You: ?
Stranger: umm.. its hard to say really
Stranger: about religion
Stranger: and about areas
Stranger: and history
Stranger: its complicated
Stranger: originally its not about religion
You: bet it is. good luck hope isreal will be better than ever when this is all over. have to go
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You: i wandered lonely as a cloud
Stranger: asl?
You: exactly...
You: erm...
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You: oh
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You: i had a dream
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BimboBob said:
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You: i had a dream
Stranger: tell me
You: weirdly...shooting my brother in the face with a shotgun
Stranger: interesting
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I will talk to you bimbo lets do wordsworth
 
toby said:
BimboBob said:
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Stranger: hi
You: i had a dream
Stranger: tell me
You: weirdly...shooting my brother in the face with a shotgun
Stranger: interesting
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No one wants to talk to me.

I will talk to you bimbo lets do wordsworth

Right on sister...i'll start...

MILTON! thou shouldst be living at this hour...
 
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