When you are drunk

[TimmyP]

Haha! This is certainly something different!!

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

bet he's pissed off

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi! animal, human or funghi?
Stranger: human
You: oh
Stranger: lol
You: thats suprising
Stranger: ok, really fungi
Stranger: morel
Stranger: mushroom
Stranger: and you?
You: yep
You: ?
Stranger: animal, vegetable or mineral?
You: alien?
Stranger: you are an alien?
You: damn it my cover is blown!
You: where r u from?
Stranger: kryptonn
Stranger: and you?
You: erm.......
Stranger: actually metropolis
Stranger: my name is clark kent
You: erm...... is actually near metropolis
Stranger: and yours?
You: gurtrude
Stranger: cool
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: :)
You: exactly
You: where do u live on earth?
Stranger: just your name makes me hot!
You: m/f?
Stranger: male
You: me too
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you from the usa?
You: im not intrested in any gay stuff
Stranger: me neither
You: and im from manchester england
Stranger: i'm straight
You: thank god!!
Stranger: from near chicago, il
Stranger: you meet all kinds on here.
You: mainly koreans
You: and finnish
You: have u seen any other english people on here?
Stranger: some chinese
Stranger: yes
You: where from?
Stranger: it depends on the time of day
Stranger: london
You: bastards
Stranger: one from manchester
You: cool
Stranger: some don't say
Stranger: some from scotland , ireland
You: did he ask u about muffins and barms?
You: dont ask.... complicated
Stranger: no, what is that?
You: never mind
Stranger: is it food or sexual slang?
You: food
Stranger: ok,lol
You: like a soft bagle without the hole
You: age?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: 29
Stranger: you?
You: 15
Stranger: do you want my actual age?
You: yep
Stranger: 50
You: oh
You: understandable
Stranger: no one will talk to me at that age
You: k
Stranger: 29 is pushing the envelope
You: neither will i

 

[mcfcnorthstand]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: yeah
You: hows tricks
Stranger: what trick?
You: the one with the rabbit
Stranger: you?
Stranger: where from
Stranger: ?
You: manchester
You: you
You: from
Stranger: oh
Stranger: do you know
You: fish fingers
Stranger: ji seong park?
You: maybe be
You: chinese tossers
Stranger: he manchester united
You: he a cock
Stranger: he's korean
You: hes a korean cock
Stranger: hm
You: and crap with ordering number 67
Stranger: you england cock
You: yeah baby
Stranger: ho ~!
You: its of to work we go
Stranger: how old
Stranger: ?
You: 234
Stranger: ?
Stranger: 23?
Stranger: im
Stranger: 26
You: shame
You: male/female
Stranger: male
Stranger: of course
Stranger: do yu know korea?
You: you sure
You: maybe china is better
Stranger: nono
You: yeahski
Stranger: china in jjangge
You: you want a war
Stranger: no
Stranger: i love peace
You: china in china town manchester
You: i love city
Stranger: china town
Stranger: all around
Stranger: world
Stranger: hoo
You: noope just small bit on town
You: sun jihi
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

haha i just said i am sun ji hi! koreans are gay


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: chinease?
Stranger: nope
You: good
You: hate em!
Stranger: find chinease ?
You: just kiddin
You: or am i
You: of corse i am
Stranger: ya
You: i think
You: hu
Stranger: 영어가 참 짧아
Stranger: 나도 영어가 참 짧아
Stranger: 아마도 우린 안될거야
Stranger: : )
You: korean?
Stranger: 알면서
Stranger: 알았어 영어로 해줄게
Stranger: yea
You: r u korean
Stranger: yea
Stranger: 한국 말로해 그냥 너도 서툴러
You: u know ji sug park?
Stranger: no
You: mufc player
Stranger: MenU
Stranger: where are you china
You: yeah im sun ji hi
Stranger: what time?
You: havent got a clock
Stranger: haha
You: whats time ther?
Stranger: 4
You: ok
You: you like speaking english?
Stranger: no
Stranger:
叫什么名字中?
You: do you like english people?
Stranger: no
Stranger: 한글로 하자
You: your gay man!!!!! im english you bastard!!!!!!
Stranger: 귀차네
You have disconnected.

 

[tommcfc]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18, male, Brazil. Bi and turned on, Wanna chat?
You: no
You: go away
You: NOW
Stranger: fuck u



im deeply hurt

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

did i scare him?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey there im old gregg
Stranger: hi
You: im a scaly-manfish
Stranger: okay, so whay
Stranger: what
You: do you want to go to a club where people wee en eachother?
Stranger: wee?
Stranger: what is it?
You: have you ever drank bailys out of a shoe?
Stranger: nope, why
You: slash is my main squeeze
Stranger: ok
You: have you ever looked into someones mouth so hard that you can see their soul?
Stranger: nope
You: you have to impale a cat on a big biro first
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[Joycee Banercheck]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Yo yo yo
Stranger: hi
You: how we doing?
Stranger: sexsexsex
Stranger: do you have a vagina?
You: I have two
You: do you?
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[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: From ? ..
You: Uk
Stranger: Good ~
You: whatcha doing?
Stranger: i m Korean ..
You: korean eh?
Stranger: i Know Rooney ~
Stranger: Yeah ~
Stranger: Do you Know Ji sung Park ? ..
You: Rooney is a fat ****,you know this?
Stranger: Yes ..
You: You Know Robinho and Elano
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Manchester city ? Fan ? ..
Stranger: You ..
Stranger: Hey ? .. guy ..
You: Yes I am Man City fan :D you like man utd>?
Stranger: or Not ..
Stranger: Yes ..
You: yes I'm male
Stranger: I like an utd ..
Stranger: man
You: man utd are not actually in Manchester. did you know this?
Stranger: mm ...
Stranger: Yes ..
You: only Man City are in Manchester
Stranger: But ...
Stranger: O K ..
Stranger: Do you Know Ji Sung Park ? ..
You: Yeah Ive seen him lumbering around the swamp
Stranger: Hey ~
You: hey!
You: what?#
Stranger: Good ~
You: whats good?
Stranger: I Know Richard Dunne
Stranger: And you ?
You: The former chairman of Man Utd used to spy on women using the toilet
You: the dirty ****!
Stranger: What ? ..
You: I know ,,,,,, unbeliavable eh?
Stranger: Ha Ha ..
You: dude am serious!
Stranger: I Like Benjani Mwaruwari And Jo
You: Benjani smiles a lot,jo is gash buttttt berti is a legend
Stranger: Ha Ha ...
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: Pardon Me ..
Stranger: what is your age ? ..
You: 28
Stranger: Wow ...
You: and you
Stranger: 17 ..
Stranger: Cool ..
Stranger: Brother .. haha ..
You: you got any sisters?
Stranger: Yeah ..
Stranger: Two ..
You: awesome .... any pictures?
Stranger: No ..
You: ahh thats a shame
Stranger: Pervert ..
Stranger: I think .. You are perverted ..
Stranger: rite ? ..
Stranger: Hey ~ ..
You: what? I just want to see your sisters mate,you sound like a good lad (for a rag) and I wondered what your sisters looked like :D
Stranger: Ok ..
Stranger: I m Sorry ..
You: No problem my rag chum
Stranger: Do you Like Soccer ? . .
Stranger: Hey ..
You: Football? Yes am a City supporter
Stranger: Cool ~
Stranger: 14 5 18 47 ...
Stranger: Machester ..
Stranger: city ..
Stranger: 10 ...
You: whats the numbers for?
Stranger: Manchester city 10 14 Win 5 drow 18 lose ..
Stranger: Ha Ha ..
You: cheeky fucker lol
Stranger: WHat ? ..
Stranger: Very Rude ..
You: It's the english humour please don't take offense
You: my rag friend
Stranger: Ha Ha ...
Stranger: I think you very Kind ..
You: I'm bored now ... see you later my friend ... remember to tell your friends man utd are from outside of Manchester
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[Cityfishy]

You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: how are you?
Stranger: kinda horny u?
You: more smooth really
Stranger: cool..
You: whats ur name?
Stranger: ben
You: my name is bill
Stranger: =/
You: we are flower pot men??
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[Lmarkham-blueblood]

has anyone had any serious political chats yet?

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: hows stuff?
Stranger: well im doing fine.. what about u?
You: me too
You: just come back from work :)

You: where r u from?
Stranger: oh.. im from israel.. and I think I'll go to sleep soon :)
Stranger: where are you from?
You: manchester england
You: are u female
You: and 15?
You: i think ive met u
Stranger: ehh no..
Stranger: male, and 17
You: oh, sorry
Stranger: lol
Stranger: didnt know there are other israelis over here
You: you dont see may isrealis on here
Stranger: yeah i know..
You: ive only seen 2 (including u)
Stranger: i mean, i can guess, its only my second time here
You: oh
You: i only found about this lst week
You: by the way i hate gaza and palistine
You: and i think isreal is just misunderstood
Stranger: oh thats nice.. i dont think there are many people like you
Stranger: though i think you shouldnt hate gaza and palestinians
Stranger: some of them are ok
Stranger: theres just a dominant minority
Stranger: that is aggressive and so..
You: their government are very agressive
You: thats the reason
You: the jewish people deserve a homeland
You: even though there arent alot of jews in isreal
You: did ur family move to isreal or did they live in palistinen previously?
You: sos palistine
Stranger: well there are 5 million jews in israel.. maybe even 6.. and its quite a lot for the size of the country..
Stranger: well, my parents were born in israel
Stranger: but my grandparents are form europe
You: oh how many muslims are there?
Stranger: umm.. about 1 million, but its complicated.. i mean, the government doesnt really count them as citizens i think
You: oh rigt
You: ***right
You: what do you think of england (honestly)
You: i wont be offended
Stranger: lol.. i think its a nice country.. i mean..
Stranger: its kinda neutral about the middle east
You: we find it better to stay neutral rather than start more wars
You: (unlike americans)
Stranger: and my general impression.. its a country with lots of history and culture.. and people are very polite and introverted
You: thank you
You: so did most of your population imagrate from europe?
Stranger: umm.. i dont know the exact statistics but definetely some..
Stranger: some others came from africa and asia
Stranger: from yemen and so
You: oh thats suprised me
You: is it because its a neutral and effcant country
You: ?
Stranger: whats effcant?
You: works well
You: gets to the point
You: sorry typo
Stranger: yemen or israel?
You: israel
Stranger: well israel is really paranoid..
You: that proves it cares about its citizens
Stranger: thats true
Stranger: we dont one anyone else in the middle east to be as strong as us, because when the countries around us thought theyre stronger than us, they started war
Stranger: want*
You: you beat em' back last time
You: you can do it again i suppose
Stranger: yep, but the price will be too high
You: you will have support
You: the un dont take kindly to genoside
Stranger: its a small country, we cant absorb massive attacks of missiles
Stranger: sure we'll have support, but the countrys sources will be ruined
You: if they try and destroy isreal they will have europe and america against them
Stranger: yep
You: they dont have the guts to start a full scale war
Stranger: the whole situation is complicated
Stranger: especially now with iran and the atom bombs
You: un forces are already in the middle east and with any war the un protects the defenders
Stranger: well the un's power is really limited when it comes to war..
Stranger: a few months ago with the gaza things
Stranger: the hamas told the un forces in gaza to evacuate itself.. and they did
You: thats terrible
Stranger: they didnt want the un forces to interfere with the war
Stranger: though it wasnt really a war, it was more like an operation against a terror organisation
You: you have nations like south africa who couldent care less about the un and you also (apparently)still have a defencive alliance with them
You: they will have to help
You: have you been effected directly from the effects of war?
Stranger: no.. i personally live in jerusalem
Stranger: and its kinda far from gaza(about an hour by car)
You: does it still have a wall around it?
Stranger: jerusalem? the old city does, of course
Stranger: its really beautiful
Stranger: but its small.. it cant contain the 600-700 thousand citizens
You: well the muslims beleive jeruselem is holy also and will not destroy any part of it
Stranger: yep
Stranger: maybe a part of it..
You: not inside the wall
Stranger: a few years ago there were lots of suicide bombers in israel
Stranger: yeah, but they do stab people who walk around there
Stranger: ive heard there's about one stab a week over there
You: all this killing in the name of god its just horrible
Stranger: yep..
Stranger: and before they stopped the suicide bombers it was even worse..
Stranger: no one took buses
You: its mainly about religion isnt it
Stranger: because evey week a bus exploded
You: ?
Stranger: umm.. its hard to say really
Stranger: about religion
Stranger: and about areas
Stranger: and history
Stranger: its complicated
Stranger: originally its not about religion
You: bet it is. good luck hope isreal will be better than ever when this is all over. have to go
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