When you are drunk

[Jay Division]

You: BARM OR MUFFIN?
Stranger: muffin of course. chocolate
Stranger: u?
You: oh dear
You: oh deary me

Is there any other kind of muffin, apart from Blueberry that is?

Chip muffin. ;-).

 

[Anonymous]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: hello stranger
Stranger: okay
You: im fiiiiiiiiiiiiine
Stranger: Where do you live
You: in a house
Stranger: Apartment?
You: house
You: in the uk
Stranger: Big house?
Stranger: :>
You: a dolls house
Stranger: om my god!
Stranger: It's not funny
You: i need a decorator
You: probably just use sweet wrappers
Stranger: What?
Stranger: Your girl?
You: no. small human
Stranger: okay.
You: asexual
Stranger: um...
You: you girl?
Stranger: no
Stranger: male
You: ok.
Stranger: How old is ?
You: 245
You: small people live longer
Stranger: it's not funny

 

[Bluemoon115]

Straight to the point...

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You: BOLLOCKS!
You have disconnected.

 

[digbythebiggestdogintheworld]

You: nuts whole hazel nuts ooo cadburys take em and they cover them with chocolate
Stranger: i put on my robe and wizard hat
You: what about your wand?
Stranger: wands are for pussies
Stranger: i have a staff
You: you do the shake and vac and put the freshness back
Stranger: nope i cant the spell of mighty protection and keep it fresh
You: everyone's a fruit and nutcase
Stranger: not me im a wizard
You: of oz?
Stranger: fuck oz i piss on them noobs
Stranger: im the mighty wizard of zimbar
You: cool can i call you wizim for short? and what's a noob
Stranger: No and you are a noob
Stranger: i cast +3 int on you but you resist
You: i'm not sure you should piss on me
Stranger: i piss on all slaves
You: i am a tree
Stranger: not anymore. i cast polymorph on you and you turn into a frog
You: oggy oggy oggy
You: oi oi oi
You: oggy
You: oi
You: oggy
You: oi
You: oggy oggy oggy
You: oi oi oi
Stranger: i reverse the cast of polymorph on you so your a tree once more
Stranger: i now relieve myself on you
You: hmmmm pissy, cheers wizim
Stranger: i use my mighty staff and cast a fireball at you. since you are wood you catch on fire and burn to death
Stranger: the mighty wizard of Zimbar wins and drinks ale
You: pint of mild please, handle pot
Stranger: you
Stranger: lost
Stranger: the
Stranger: game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Rosler81]

Stranger: hi
You: We are not, we're not really here
We are not, we're not really here
Just like a fan Of the invisible man.....
We are not, we're not really here


Stranger: i know

 

[ElanJo]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey
Stranger: u wanna have sex
Stranger: ?
You: depends. Are you male or female?
Stranger: female
You: Human or animal?
Stranger: human
Stranger: lol
You: For fucks sake
You have disconnected.

 

[BimboBob]

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Stranger: Hey
You: does an elephant make noises if no-one is around?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi! Weird this is!
Stranger: yeah, lol. you m or f
You: M
Stranger: ok. what you do
You: Military
Stranger: cool!
You: What do you do?
Stranger: loads. boss of 3 companies
You: 3? Are you BrooklandsBlue?
Stranger: who
You: Never mind

quality lmao

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: My father said to me one day "is it red or blue for you?"
and if it's red you're out the door and I won't see you no more
and then one Saturday afternoon he took me to Moss Side
He said "my son your time has come and this is a lesson in pride"
You see the scum you never run
You stand and fight your ground
and when you've won on derby day
You're sure to hear this sound
Hark now hear
The City sing
United ran away
And we will fight for ever more
Because of Derby day
Stranger: hahah hi .D
Stranger: good one
You: thanks where u from?
Stranger: Finland
You: ok
You: do u know who that song's about?
Stranger: no idont
You: bastard
You have disconnected.

 

[Lmarkham-blueblood]

just met an irish rag

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny?
You: City - Manchester City
We are the lads who are playing to win
City - the Boys in Blue will never give in
Football is the game that we all live for
Saturday is the day we play the game
Everybody has to pull together
And together we will stand
Even if we're playing down at Maine Road
Or if we play a million miles away
There will always be our loyal fans behind us
To cheer us on our way
City - Manchester City
We are the lads who are playing to win
City - the Boys in Blue will never give in
Blue and white we play together
We will carry on forever more
Maybe in another generation
When other lads have come to take our place
They'll carry on the glory of the City
Keeping City in the place
City - Manchester City
We are the lads who are playing to win
City - the Boys in Blue will never give in
City - the Boys in Blue will never give in
City - the Boys in Blue will never give in
Stranger: man shitty
Stranger: feck off
You: rag bastard!