When you are drunk

Robbo. said:
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Stranger: maybe asl?
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LMFAO!!! i could have hours of fun!!

hahaha nice one ill get a good one brb.
 
Stranger: i have ham
You: the perfect match...is it parma?
Stranger: of course it is
You: a blessing indeed.What are your views on Superted?
Stranger: he is the true master of the universe
You: And Bananaman?
Stranger: his loyal supporter and companion
You: now...and this is for the cuddly toy...Thudercats...hoooo or booooo
Stranger: booo

Plus point for Superted...minus for not liking Thundercats.
 
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You: IITE TREACLE
Stranger: I have keine ahnung
You: Fancy a washing machine? or some space docking
Stranger: Kanst dir im deutsch sagen?
You: deep throat or abit of arse to mouth? maybe a fist or 2? you no the flavour be a liquer saver
You: ffs a german? Ish liebe du?
Stranger: You wrote it wrong meeen
Stranger: You germany sucks :P
You: haha im not german that why
You: haha
Stranger: I am not either
Stranger: )
You: lmao
Stranger: :)
You: wtf are you then?
Stranger: This is one big mysterious
Stranger: Nobody knows
Stranger: Even I:P
You: haha kl you sick fuck
You: i have got a 9 inch tongue and breathe through my ears
Stranger: This is fantastic
Stranger: You must realy happy men
You: it is mate best thing since sliced bread
Stranger: DOn't you ever think to do something with your life?
Stranger: You know
Stranger: go out
You: im a fat bastard you know and have to wear a nappy
Stranger: turn off the computer
Stranger: Try to talk with somebody
You: im talking to you bud fancy going twos up on some poor girl?
Stranger: not just sit and type crap to tired people who just wanna normal talk?
You: cumon mate take one for the team.
Stranger: And
Stranger: YOur english sucks too
Stranger: Oh dude,
Stranger: Where are you from?
Stranger: Brasil?
You: Serbia
You: im off anyways mate spock wants me
Stranger: My advice to you
Stranger: have a life!

lmao
 
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hows tyou
You: ok thanks
Stranger: m/f?
You: m you?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: cool
Stranger: f
Stranger: how old?
You: im 28 you?
Stranger: 20.. i´m baby
Stranger: =)
You: ;)
You: where you from?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: u?
Stranger: brazil
You: England
Stranger: sorry but I speak very bad English
You: ist ok, it seems fine to me
You: you like football?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sure
You: do you know Elano, Jo and Robinho?
Stranger: all ask
Stranger: RONALDO!!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: I supprort Manchester City, do you know them?
Stranger: nop...
Stranger: =(
You: No!!! wtf, Robinho plays for them !
You: you ever been to england?
Stranger: never
Stranger: u? brazil?
Stranger: =)
You: no, i am considering it though
You: who dop you support?
 
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Stranger: IITE TREACLE
You: I have keine ahnung
Stranger: Fancy a washing machine? or some space docking
You: Kanst dir im deutsch sagen?
Stranger: deep throat or abit of arse to mouth? maybe a fist or 2? you no the flavour be a liquer saver
Stranger: ffs a german? Ish liebe du?
You: You wrote it wrong meeen
You: You germany sucks :P
Stranger: haha im not german that why
Stranger: haha
You: I am not either
You: )
Stranger: lmao
You: :)
Stranger: wtf are you then?
You: This is one big mysterious
You: Nobody knows
You: Even I:P
Stranger: haha kl you sick fuck
Stranger: i have got a 9 inch tongue and breathe through my ears
You: This is fantastic
You: You must realy happy men
Stranger: it is mate best thing since sliced bread
You: DOn't you ever think to do something with your life?
You: You know
You: go out
Stranger: im a fat bastard you know and have to wear a nappy
You: turn off the computer
You: Try to talk with somebody
Stranger: im talking to you bud fancy going twos up on some poor girl?
You: not just sit and type crap to tired people who just wanna normal talk?
Stranger: cumon mate take one for the team.
You: And
You: YOur english sucks too
You: Oh dude,
You: Where are you from?
You: Brasil?
Stranger: Serbia
Stranger: im off anyways mate spock wants me
You: My advice to you
You: have a life!

You should really take my advice Scotty ;)
 
Robbo. said:
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: hows tyou
You: ok thanks
Stranger: m/f?
You: m you?
Stranger: =D
Stranger: cool
Stranger: f
Stranger: how old?
You: im 28 you?
Stranger: 20.. i´m baby
Stranger: =)
You: ;)
You: where you from?
Stranger: from?
Stranger: u?
Stranger: brazil
You: England
Stranger: sorry but I speak very bad English
You: ist ok, it seems fine to me
You: you like football?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: sure
You: do you know Elano, Jo and Robinho?
Stranger: all ask
Stranger: RONALDO!!!
Stranger: hahaha
You: I supprort Manchester City, do you know them?
Stranger: nop...
Stranger: =(
You: No!!! wtf, Robinho plays for them !
You: you ever been to england?
Stranger: never
Stranger: u? brazil?
Stranger: =)
You: no, i am considering it though
You: who dop you support?

Brazilian girls are some of the fittest in the world omg the arses. Sweden hands down though blonde sluts
 
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You: helo
Stranger: whatup homes
You: true
Stranger: false?
Stranger: true or false, you are female
You: do you like sausage rolls? I do but,I shudder when I think what they are made of
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Ignorant c**t!
 
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Stranger: 17 f türkiye aranıyor
You: excellent.Well done.
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BLUENATIC said:
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You: helo
Stranger: whatup homes
You: true
Stranger: false?
Stranger: true or false, you are female
You: do you like sausage rolls? I do but,I shudder when I think what they are made of
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Ignorant c**t!

lmfao thats class.
 
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Stranger: hi
You: arroooooogah
Stranger: sure
You: call me Mr Ed
Stranger: but I don't want to
You: We are Glass
Stranger: don't tell me what I am
You: I die you die
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I was trying to get as many Gary Numan songs in as possible.2.Pathetic.
 

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