When you are drunk

[BimboBob]

Stranger: hi idiot
You: we are glass
Stranger: I Like Turtles
You: cars
Stranger: bzzzzzz
Stranger: google
You: i die you die
Stranger: OK
Stranger: now?
Stranger: slit my wrists or blow myself up at a kindergarden?
You: are friends electic?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

That's 4 named.A personal record.

 

[rhysonaldinho]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you?
You: definetly
You: would you?
Stranger: eurgh!!!
Stranger: no way
You: no standards me mate
Stranger: id rather be raped by a rampant rhino whilst listening to mika on repeat
You: any holes a goal mate
Stranger: but theres limits
You: it would be worth a go surely?
Stranger: theres holes, and then theres craters
You: fair point
You: i still would though
Stranger: i mean maybe if id been drugged but otherwise not in a million years
Stranger: or the strongest beer goggles were fitted
You: oh c'mon, i reckon after a few pints you definetly would?
Stranger: shed have to be wearing a lime green skin tight knitted cardigan before id even enter the same room
Stranger: beige granny underwear
You: that can be arranged

am i having this conversation with anyone on here per chance?

 

[Kippax.]

This is some funny shit??


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: whats up?
You: with you?
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: with you
Stranger: whats up?
You: im very happy!!!!!! :)
Stranger: why?
You: Because I have won a shit loads of money!!
Stranger: shit
Stranger: from where?
Stranger: how?
You: The Lottery!!
Stranger: shiiiit
You: lets just say, i dont need to work anymore ;)
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: you made it BIG
You: lucky i guess
Stranger: hopefully the money isn't cursed
You: no chance i have put a deposit down on a mustang GT
You: where you from?
Stranger: usa
You: no shit where abouts?
Stranger: VA
You: VA?? wheres that?
Stranger: near DC
You: Oh eight
You: oh right?
You: you live nr me than
Stranger: where you from?
You: England
Stranger: solid
You: sick!
You: City till i die and all
You: hello
Stranger: lnodn
You: my name is Robbo. remember the dot though, no Manchester
You: whats your name?
You: do you like shooting people?
You: have you got a red nu=eck?
You: do you say yeeeehaaaaa alot??
You: hello
You: hello
You: we are the city boys
You: hello
You: helooo we are the city boys

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: I'm jacobsed
Stranger: what does jacobsed mean?
Stranger: it doesnt seem like n english word
You: jacobs (brand name) cream crackers = jacobsed = cream crackered = knackered tired
Stranger: o-o
You: It's very english .... estuary english slang I believe
Stranger: I have never heard of that
Stranger: anyway I am not native english speaker
You: why? what's your first language?
Stranger: Then the one used by most people in the world
Stranger: got it?
You: Chinese?
Stranger: yup, 1.3 billion
You: mandarin?
Stranger: I don not speak mandarin.
Stranger: My mother tongue is a kind of dialect
You: ok. Have you ever heard of Sun Jihai?
Stranger: quite different
Stranger: yup
Stranger: In britain
Stranger: yes?
You: Yes. He used to play football for Mnachester City
You: Manchester*
Stranger: O-O, I know nothing about football
Stranger: I learned about him in the intercultural communication class
You: ahh right. I'm bored now,take care of yourself
You have disconnected.

 

[stony]

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: m or f
Stranger: bit of bboth if i must be honest...
Stranger: hope that doesnt freak you out though
You: really? me too
Stranger: ahh wonderfully can play titty slapping tackle whacking games together!
You: ooh no...I'm completley asexual
You: not into that sort of stuff
Stranger: ur what?
Stranger: you homo
You: I'll talk about make up and motorbikes though
Stranger: asexual... dont that mean you have sex with yourself?
You: you must be American
Stranger: no really im not
You: honestly you must be
Stranger: so you have no desire for sex whatso ever
Stranger: loser
You: no one as stupid as you is not a Yank
Stranger: that really sucks...
You: either that or a rag
Stranger: rag?
Stranger: calling me a rag head?
Stranger: aka paki?
Stranger: fuck no
You: no you daft ****
You: a rag........a man utd fan
Stranger: HAHAHA fucking jews...
Stranger: football is for faggots end of.
You: I knew you was American
Stranger: mate... its all about rugby..
You: thick redneck twat
Stranger: now tell me i am american hahaha you fucking muppet :p
You: egg chasing?
Stranger: bit quick to judge there aint you
You: you're a bummer then?
Stranger: instead of a sport where bunch of pansys go running around after a ball and fall at the slightest touch
Stranger: you can get fucked with your stupid foot ball, you dirty arse licking northerner
Stranger: you fucking prostate pirate,
You: or a sport where you feel each other up and then bum each other in the club afterwards for bets
Stranger: where are you from then,...
You: haha....you're a soft southern nancy boy
Stranger: assuming u hate man u
Stranger: im guessing ur actually from manchester...

 

[BimboBob]

Just pretended to be 30 and female whilst talking to a 20 year old finnish girl.Was going to get all pervy until i found out that she was up at 3am due to being off sick with depression.So i was nice instead.I like to think i've helped.

 

[der-bomber]

Just pretended to be 30 and female whilst talking to a 20 year old finnish girl.Was going to get all pervy until i found out that she was up at 3am due to being off sick with depression.So i was nice instead.I like to think i've helped.

Sounds like you missed a golden opportunity to tip her over the edge, mate, that would have been better sport....

 

[BimboBob]

Just pretended to be 30 and female whilst talking to a 20 year old finnish girl.Was going to get all pervy until i found out that she was up at 3am due to being off sick with depression.So i was nice instead.I like to think i've helped.

Sounds like you missed a golden opportunity to tip her over the edge, mate, that would have been better sport....

It was on my mind...for a nano second to be honest.It was probably a trucker from Wolverhampton called Kieth winding me up...

 

[Jay Division]

Not to impressed!!!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: barm or muffin?
Stranger: hi
You: barm or muffin?
Stranger: barm
You have disconnected.

 

[stony]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi dicem asl dicen simdi
You: barm or muffin ?
Stranger: fuck off
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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