When you are drunk

fuckin brilliant, went on, tried to find someone who knew who robinho was, first time got a 17 year old kid from usa bout to go school or somethin, second try got this.

You: hi!
Stranger: good EVENIN
You: where you from man?
Stranger: man-chester
Stranger: but living in birmingham
You: fuck off haha
You: same here
You: sale moor represent yooooooo
Stranger: loll wtf
You: where you from in manchester?
Stranger: whitefield
You: classy
You: what's the odds eh
Stranger: i dunno is this site global
Stranger: i jsut spoke to a german guy who sounded american
You: yeah, i was talkin to a 17 year old kid from usa a minute ago
You: i was just on a mission to see if anyone had heard of robinho. but looks like first try i'll get a winner!
You: at least i'd hope with you comin from manchester.
Stranger: u think tevez is gonna stay?
You: ummmmmm.
You: nah, united can't afford the fee
Stranger: ye after spending half the worlds income on burbatov
You: haha yeah, waste of money, good player but 30 million. no way!
Stranger: 16-19 male studying art or engineering?
Stranger: sorry i always do this
You: are you askin me if i do that?
Stranger: im asking if that fits ur bill
Stranger: about 3/4 of the time i get it mostly right
You: nah
You: job seekers allowance - musician. fits my bill today
Stranger: music fits art!
You: i guess...but not studying
You: music is from the soul man, you can't study it. just gotta feel it
You: and i'm 21
You: but close, i guess.
Stranger: ner it was lame
Stranger: last one i got so right
Stranger: guitarist?
You: yeah, think noel gallagher but not as .... anthemic
Stranger: LIAM
You: acoustic guitar mainly, only because i don't have an amp for the electric
Stranger: learn, if u dont already know my my hey hey and play it outside a student bar
You: brilliant song!
Stranger: it gets such a reception
You: gonna put it on now actually
Stranger: i like to think ive made a little difference to your day
You: you have. definitely
You: the days been good, topped it off nicely
Stranger: its been great chatting but i feel that to continue would be too awquard without shooting for friendship
Stranger: so in the words of tino
Stranger: Later days!
You: laters man, keep it real



safe to say, i put on hey hey my my straight after the convo.
 
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what?
Stranger: ??
You: what do you want ?
Stranger: chat
Stranger: and you/
You: but I don't know you ?
Stranger: yes ,also
You: make or female?
Stranger: male and u/
Stranger: how old are you?
You: I'm a hot gay man
Stranger: hoho
You: are you a lumberjack ?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: i have wood
You: Are you gay ?
You: I'm very happy
Stranger: sorry byebye
You: :(
 
You: quick question
You: barm or muffin?
Stranger: well i dont know what barm is, so i'll have to go with muffin
You: :-D
You: i love you!
You have disconnected.

I'm going to follow on asherj's quest. But with Danny Mills instead of Robinho ;-).
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiii
You: i love robinho
Stranger: what?
Stranger: korean
Stranger: ?
You: no...he's brazilian
You: heard of him?
Stranger: oh you really brazilan?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The bastard didn't tell me...i'm going for anyone who knows about Berti.It's along shot...
 
ha ha. just tried it.

stranger: hello
me: this is weird
stranger: you are

stranger has disconnected.

funny as fook!
 
i think this could be come more addictive than blue moon
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: what are you from
Stranger: what are you from?
You: manchester
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i love manchester
Stranger: you are gentleman?
You: yep
Stranger: a....
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: you are mom floorcloth
Stranger: si ba
You: thats not very nice
Stranger: byong sin sae ki
Stranger: kikiki
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: fuck
You: i know your ip address
Stranger: oh~
You: and im going to find you
Stranger: come on
You: 10 seconds from now, i will have your home address
You: 10
You: 9
You: 8
Stranger: sorry
You: 7
You: 6
You: 5
Stranger: sorry
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
hahaha, got chatting to a korean person...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihi
You: hello
Stranger: i'm korean
Stranger: u?
You: thats a nice name, where you from
You: Im called Ted
Stranger: korea is country name....
Stranger: T-T
You: wow, how cool!
You: Do you watch much tv
Stranger: i love MediuM
You: I like fat birds better but each to their own
You: so you ever watched Super Ted
Stranger: super ted ?
You: Yeah its incredible, some teddy bear flying round being super cool
You: youtube it
You: I love you x
Stranger: wow
You: Would you kiss Super Ted's bell end if he saved you from a burning building
Stranger: sorry, im not good at english- so very tired
You: its all that teddy bear smoking you keep doing
You: Make sure you cough up the fur balls
Stranger: teddy bear ... smoker ?
You: whats your full name?
You: Are you on Facebook
Stranger: sorry i dont know facebook
Stranger: that's what?
You: Do you eat dogs in your household...? Ji Sung Park does
Stranger: nono
Stranger: dog is in my home
Stranger: i love dog
You: Why Ji sung ate my dog, ate my dog, he chopped it, diced it, threw it in the wok...ji sung park ate my dog, ate my dog...i tell you he did
Stranger: i hate , eat dogs
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: are you hate Korean
You: No way...i was crying for weeks! Like Tranny when he got took off in the Derby, did you see that?
Stranger: ....?
You: Thats what i thought...couldn't understand it either, diving ponce
You: So you got any Thundercats in Korea?
Stranger: Thundercats is old TV-series ?
You: No way do you know that one, and bananaman too?
Stranger: no i don't
You: So why do you think Ji Sung Park ate my dog...? Its my dog Ted's funeral on Sunday, all i got left is his tail :-(
Stranger: are you from?
You: England
You: Which is near Eastlands
Stranger: really?
You: Yep
Stranger: liar very much .... ;;
You: me a liar, fuck you ya dog bone suckler...im gonna get Sun Ji Hai to eat your dog
Stranger: 뭐라고 하시는지 -_-
Stranger: 원... 자꾸 욕하지 마센
You: And Berti will come and take you, physically!
Stranger: bye
You: You would love that wouldn't you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
shawluka said:
hahaha, got chatting to a korean person...

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hihihi
You: hello
Stranger: i'm korean
Stranger: u?
You: thats a nice name, where you from
You: Im called Ted
Stranger: korea is country name....
Stranger: T-T
You: wow, how cool!
You: Do you watch much tv
Stranger: i love MediuM
You: I like fat birds better but each to their own
You: so you ever watched Super Ted
Stranger: super ted ?
You: Yeah its incredible, some teddy bear flying round being super cool
You: youtube it
You: I love you x
Stranger: wow
You: Would you kiss Super Ted's bell end if he saved you from a burning building
Stranger: sorry, im not good at english- so very tired
You: its all that teddy bear smoking you keep doing
You: Make sure you cough up the fur balls
Stranger: teddy bear ... smoker ?
You: whats your full name?
You: Are you on Facebook
Stranger: sorry i dont know facebook
Stranger: that's what?
You: Do you eat dogs in your household...? Ji Sung Park does
Stranger: nono
Stranger: dog is in my home
Stranger: i love dog
You: Why Ji sung ate my dog, ate my dog, he chopped it, diced it, threw it in the wok...ji sung park ate my dog, ate my dog...i tell you he did
Stranger: i hate , eat dogs
Stranger: kidding
Stranger: are you hate Korean
You: No way...i was crying for weeks! Like Tranny when he got took off in the Derby, did you see that?
Stranger: ....?
You: Thats what i thought...couldn't understand it either, diving ponce
You: So you got any Thundercats in Korea?
Stranger: Thundercats is old TV-series ?
You: No way do you know that one, and bananaman too?
Stranger: no i don't
You: So why do you think Ji Sung Park ate my dog...? Its my dog Ted's funeral on Sunday, all i got left is his tail :-(
Stranger: are you from?
You: England
You: Which is near Eastlands
Stranger: really?
You: Yep
Stranger: liar very much .... ;;
You: me a liar, fuck you ya dog bone suckler...im gonna get Sun Ji Hai to eat your dog
Stranger: 뭐라고 하시는지 -_-
Stranger: 원... 자꾸 욕하지 마센
You: And Berti will come and take you, physically!
Stranger: bye
You: You would love that wouldn't you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Can anyone translate the Korean?
 

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