Who has a cushy job?

[abu13]

We all hear about overworked people like doctors and teachers, but is anyone else on a cushy number?

I'm well paid, never have to work more than my contracted hours and reckon for the last 4 years have averaged about 10% productivity. The rest of the time I just spend pretending to be busy. The work I do takes hardly any thought processes at all.

So why do I hate it?

Bloody hell, I want your job. It sounds the polar opposite of mine. Although to be fair my wage is ok.

 

[kinkysleftfoot]

All these people hardly working for a wage, just think how productive our country could be!!

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

All these people hardly working for a wage, just think how productive our country could be!!

Exactly. Bad management imho.

 

[SteWadda]

My dad did labouring jobs most of his life, I sit at a desk 9-5 no matter how much I hate it just working in a office seems chusy to me.

 

[Jung the foreman]

I was the ultimate under achiever. Always had crap manual jobs, hard work, long hours. Just retired at 53 years of age. Enjoy your cushy jobs.

 

[Gelsons Dad]

Me. But I fucking earned it.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Yes, I'm a teacher so I start work at 8:45 and finish at 3:15 and then get 13 weeks holiday a year where I can totally forget about work.

Yer haven't told 'em about the weekends off, either!

 

[Scottyboi]

i do 4 12 hour shifts 6pm til 6 am and 6 hours on a Friday night. Work non stop and we only have 40 minutes break in total. Proper manual job but the money is decent. More to life than money though! Always wanted to be an archaeologist but it's nothing but a pipe dream!

 

[BlueTG]

i do 4 12 hour shifts 6pm til 6 am and 6 hours on a Friday night. Work non stop and we only have 40 minutes break in total. Proper manual job but the money is decent. More to life than money though! Always wanted to be an archaeologist but it's nothing but a pipe dream!

No time like the present, make the first step.

 

[johnnytapia]

Yes, I'm a teacher so I start work at 8:45 and finish at 3:15 and then get 13 weeks holiday a year where I can totally forget about work.

Don't forget the subsidised by the tax payer pension and as much free paper and crayons as you can stuff in your bag every day.

And all paid for by the lovely taxpayer.
Marking - done.
Planning - done.
Weekend - totally free.
Next holiday - in 5 days' time.
One after that - Christmas.
Beautiful. Life of fucking Riley.