Truss, Wallace, Tugendhat, Hunt, Shapps, and Javid out then?
Can we arrange them in order of uselessness?
Shapps would be spectacularly awful (he'd do what he's told though), Truss would be determined to make a legacy and would probably declare war on someone, anyone.
Tugendhat I know little of, but he's previously praised MBS at some point and is a Bilderberger, which I'd automatically think is a bad thing.
Hunt the party don't like.
Wallace hasn't said a lot, is a pretty good, down-to-earth Defence secretary, but would win by not being one of the others.
Javid wielded the knife, and is a banker, so the donors will like him. No idea what he stands for though.
That leaves the only person to get recent Royal approval - Paddington Bear.