Who's been married the longest and what's the secret?

Our anniversary is 9/11.

"Who would have thought it" I said to Mrs Chabal "2 epic disasters on the same date".

How she lol'd as the frying pan hit me.
 
chabal said:
Our anniversary is 9/11.

"Who would have thought it" I said to Mrs Chabal "2 epic disasters on the same date".

How she lol'd as the frying pan hit me.

is that 9th Nov or 11th Sept ?
 
Balti said:
18.5 months

blow jobs
I call "bull shit". They all stop as soon as you get married. They reckon it is summat to do with the cake - there's an ingredient in it that makes them allergic to the bobby in the mooth.
 
strongbowholic said:
Balti said:
18.5 months

blow jobs
I call "bull shit". They all stop as soon as you get married. They reckon it is summat to do with the cake - there's an ingredient in it that makes them allergic to the bobby in the mooth.

(smug look on face when knowing this is an untruth)
 
BigJimLittleJim said:
Mayor West said:
technically only been married 9 months but been with and living with the wife for 8 years.

The age old jokes of 'do what you're told' etc etc needs to be completely put to bed straight away if you want a relationship to last, IMO.
Nobody should be 'wearing the trousers' (giggity), it has to be equal, that means equal repsect for each other, compromising what you want to do on days off etc. If there is a dominant partner i think it wont last.

Men who let there other halves walk all over them need to grow a pair and women who need to be the dominant partner probably aren't worth bothering with.

PS sorry for the serious answer, i know its not Bluemoon etiquette!


Oh boy, have you got a shock coming!

My relationship of 28 years is down to division of labour and just giving up when an argument starts to escalate, take a deep breath and pretend the ding-dong never happened (this is more or less the equivalent of doing as you're told, only a bit more nuanced in that it's your decision to back down).

lol. very much this.
 
nimrod said:
chabal said:
Our anniversary is 9/11.

"Who would have thought it" I said to Mrs Chabal "2 epic disasters on the same date".

How she lol'd as the frying pan hit me.

is that 9th Nov or 11th Sept ?

11th Sept.
 

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