Worst movie ever

[ali benarbia's studs]

Sex lives of the Potato Men.

Yes it was a thing.

Sure it wasn't a Ronney documentary?

 

[i kne albert davy]

Star Trek the Motion Picture truly awful, fortunately they improved somewhat in the following sequels.

 

[Semper aggressus]

Adam Sandler just isn’t funny at all. Maybe you need to be an American to get him?

I hated Deer Hunter, it was so boring. Probably my fault for expecting it to be like Rambo or Platoon.

Other films I’ve disliked include Hot Shots, Airplane and The Matrix. I didn’t really understand most of what was happening in No Country for Old Men either, but I think I was pissed when I saw it.

 

[bluesince76]

Adam Sandler just isn’t funny at all. Maybe you need to be an American to get him?

I hated Deer Hunter, it was so boring. Probably my fault for expecting it to be like Rambo or Platoon.

Other films I’ve disliked include Hot Shots, Airplane and The Matrix. I didn’t really understand most of what was happening in No Country for Old Men either, but I think I was pissed when I saw it.

Airplane! You disliked Airplane! Shirley not

 

[Streetsweeper]

Octa Man (1971). Half man, half octopus. At one point the heroes incapacitate Octa Man by lighting a fire round him 'to suck the oxygen out of the air'. It works. That's the level we're playing at here.

Blood Freak (1972). Man smokes experimental weed and slowly turns into a blood-sucking Turkey. Not a bad costume that makes the monster look like a turkey, the plot is actually set on a turkey farm.

The worst big-budget movie I've ever seen is Armageddon. It manages to be dumb, full of scumbag characters, horribly over-sentimental and that fucking aerosmith song plays every 10 minutes. By halfway I was really pulling for the asteroid.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Other films I’ve disliked include Hot Shots, Airplane

OMG you must be afriad to fly! :)

Any movie with a Zucker involved is on my list of favo(u)rites. I love them all. Throw every gag on the wall and see what sticks. Top Secret! and the second Naked Gun movie are particularly good.

Now granted -- Airplane II was kinda weak, admittedly.

 

[Kinkybyname]

Jim Carey is hilarious. Dumb and dumber is a classic. Dumb and dumber 2 is shite, I'll give that.

we are all entitled to our opinions - but our definitions of "classic" differ massively

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Airplane! You disliked Airplane! Shirley not

I actually have never heard any human say "I dislike Airplane."

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Barbie was awful I thought.

I didn't think it was awful but it was overrated as a proto-feminist send-up.

 

[hilts]

Adam Sandler just isn’t funny at all. Maybe you need to be an American to get him?

I hated Deer Hunter, it was so boring. Probably my fault for expecting it to be like Rambo or Platoon.

Other films I’ve disliked include Hot Shots, Airplane and The Matrix. I didn’t really understand most of what was happening in No Country for Old Men either, but I think I was pissed when I saw it.

Haha fuckin ell

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Most of the Coen Brothers' stuff.

I think some of their stuff is overrated but Fargo is an absolute stone cold classic.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Recently my wife and I saw Ticket to Paradise with George Rooney and Julia Roberts and it was really, really bad. Worst film I've seen in some time.

And I should also note that the first three Star Wars prequels are all bad, and the three sequels are varying levels of mediocre (the first hour of The Force Awakens was decent).

 

[uweuweuwe]

Cache is supposed to be one of the great french films, I wanted to cut my own throat by the end.

anything by m night shyamalan lad loved the cartoon series the avatar the last air bender ended up walking out. The village was like one of those stories you write in school where you get bored and end it by saying you woke up and it was all a dream.

 

[MikeF]

Mars Attacks

I wish it would, just to have saved anyone who watched it from doing so.

 

[super_city_si]

There was a film Beyonce was in, i cant remember what it was called, but it was singing all the way through. Even the talking segments were singing to no particular tune. It was fucking awful. I watched about 15 minutes and turned it off when i realized it wasnt just the first song anymore. Fuck off.

 

[bewaresutekh]

44 inch chest. Some blokes shouting at a chair for an hour and a half

 

[jimharri]

Adam Sandler just isn’t funny at all. Maybe you need to be an American to get him?

I hated Deer Hunter, it was so boring. Probably my fault for expecting it to be like Rambo or Platoon.

Other films I’ve disliked include Hot Shots, Airplane and The Matrix. I didn’t really understand most of what was happening in No Country for Old Men either, but I think I was pissed when I saw it.

You started off so well, with your first sentence. But then you go and ruin it by slagging Hot shots and, moreso, Airplane. Heresy.

 

[jimharri]

The Police Academy sequels. Talk about milking an idea for more than it's worth. The original was hilarious, though. I still laugh at the Commandant Lassard speech scene....

 

[super_city_si]

Noooo way! First Matrix is a classic, amazing concept

Went to the cinema to see this with no idea what it was about, blew my mind. No film has had the same effect since. Ground breaking.

 

[super_city_si]

Robert de Niro, great actor, some classic films, but made some stinkers, Dirty Grandpa an awful film, which some critics have listed as one of worst films ever

Admittedly, I havent seen it, but i saw a trailer with Aubrey Plaze asking for old cock in some denim hotpants. It cant be that bad