Worst pain you've experienced

Treading on an upturned mains plug. Not recommended at all.

I have also trodden on a huge nail sticking out of a piece of wood whilst clearing some waste ground. The nail went right through my foot an poked out the top of my shoe. That was nothing like as painful as the mains plug on the lounge carpet.
 
Got a dry socket when i had a tooth out and never felt pain like it. It was horrific and lasted for days, made me never like the dentist again.
 
SPIDERBOY said:
Remember the advert where the ladder slips and the guy kisses the floor at about 100mph.
Well,it happened to me......my own fault...was replacing a tile on the roof,and I put the ladders on the decking,so no grip whatsoever(I know,I know).
Gets about 10 foot short of the roof and they went.
Instinct told me to grab onto summat and I wrapped my arms round the aluminium ladders.
Was looking down and I actually said to myself..."this is gonna fuckin hurt"......anyway,hit the deck and fuck me.......snapped both my arms,dislocated my left leg,cracked a wrist,broke 4 ribs and a couple of toes......couldn't move obviously and it was about 10am so everyone was at work.
Had to lie there for about 4 hours till the window cleaner found me.
Won't do that again in a hurry.
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saw that happen to someone on his garage flat roof, ladder up to the eaves of the house. heard a plaintive "help" but his neighbour and family responded so I just thought leave the daft twat to it :)
 
having a tooth post pulled after it went infected, white as a sheet and almost passed out, never anything like it before or since
 
Happened Friday, strangulated intestines. What happens when you allow a hernia repair to wait too long. Had surgery yesterday and laying in my hospital bed right now typing this. Doctor said that I had more intestines outside the abdominal wall than inside.
 
flook said:
saw that happen to someone on his garage flat roof, ladder up to the eaves of the house. heard a plaintive "help" but his neighbour and family responded so I just thought leave the daft twat to it :)
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Thought I was a bit thick as well to be fair.
Wasn't in the right frame of mind to be doing summat like that.
Had the worst 8 month of my life when that happened.
Got made redundant,divorced,lost my Mum,Dad and youngest sister,then the fall.....all in 8 month...Mum died the day before the fall.
Was just trying to keep busy to keep my mind off things.
 
Having to leave La Masia to come to Manchester, then when I wanted to return to my beloved, Barca wouldn't pay enough money to get me. That hurt, that hurt a lot.
 
Had an abscess the size of a plum right on the bum hole....have never experienced pain like it ...every time I farted it was like being stabbed up the arse with a broken bottle.....lasted about 4 days then exploded what a mess!!!! Had to wear a sanitary towel over my arse for a few days after as it drained
 
Broke my leg, arm, ribs, hand, wrist, nose, knuckles (not all in the same incident) but the worst pain ive genuinely ever had was trapped wind thought I was going to die
 
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