Worst thing you've ever said to a girl.

was with now ex in bed she came on her period so i asked can i stick it in your arse then? hhahaha she slapped me then went sleep
 
"I don't think you understand; I'm Liam Wright. And I've got a reputation to live up to, so there's no way I'm gonna be hanging round with you all fucking week."

Kavos, July 2010. Some bird I was seeing for about a month back home in January cornered me when I was pissed and started telling me how she loved me etc. when I just wanted to act like a knob with my mates.

Yeah, in case you were wondering, she did book her holiday the same time as me to the same destination. Stalker? Think so.
 
I was with my mate in a bar on the prowl, we were pretty wasted when I came accross this absolute stunner, I kind of guessed she was already taken but I went upto her anyway and asked her out, she said "no sorry, im here with my boyfriend" who promptly turned round and looked at me, so I said "not to worry i'll just stick this image in the wank bank and ravage you later!" she didn't find that amusing at all but to be fair to him the boyfriend actually did!
 
After having a night on the razz, ended up pulling this girl, now dont get me wrong she was lovely looking just bit on the large size. After taking her back to my place and doing the buisness, she was all clingy and that ,so i told her the bed was not big enough for her to be in it with the arse she had and that she had to go and sleep on the sofa. Not that bad of a thing to say, but she was a sensitive soul, and i could could see the exact moment her heart broke when i said it and she burst into tears.

Needless to say she left.
 
Henry Chinaski said:
After having a night on the razz, ended up pulling this girl, now dont get me wrong she was lovely looking just bit on the large size. After taking her back to my place and doing the buisness, she was all clingy and that ,so i told her the bed was not big enough for her to be in it with the arse she had and that she had to go and sleep on the sofa. Not that bad of a thing to say, but she was a sensitive soul, and i could could see the exact moment her heart broke when i said it and she burst into tears.

Needless to say she left.
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haha you mean man!!
 
not so much what i said to a bird, more of what i did to her. She was really into biting and scratching me, haha sounds weird i know, when she first did i was like wtf are you doing but got used to it and started to enjoy it. Anyway one time she asked me to slap her across the legs and face, i was very hesitant at first and done it really half hearted softly, she was asking for it harder across the face so i did it harder and harder until i must of got carried away and unleashed a haymaker across her face that sent her flying off the sofa!! shes on the floor in floods of tears and im sat there thinking what the hell just happened.

God i felt awful for days after.
 
JB THE ROOSTER said:
not so much what i said to a bird, more of what i did to her. She was really into biting and scratching me, haha sounds weird i know, when she first did i was like wtf are you doing but got used to it and started to enjoy it. Anyway one time she asked me to slap her across the legs and face, i was very hesitant at first and done it really half hearted softly, she was asking for it harder across the face so i did it harder and harder until i must of got carried away and unleashed a haymaker across her face that sent her flying off the sofa!! shes on the floor in floods of tears and im sat there thinking what the hell just happened.

God i felt awful for days after.
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I was out on a blind date and half way through dinner we got chatting about likes and dislikes. She got round to asking me "whats your pet hate?" I answered rather smartly " he detests my cock up his arse!!!"
 
I was knobbing this girl before Christmas, she was a really good FOOOK and mucky as you like but after a few sessions I started to think about moving on. She wanted more so I said to her "You are fun but not really Girlfriend material TBH"
I cannot understand why I did not hear from her again!
 
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