Worst things you've done whilst drunk :D

[Kenney_The_Blue]

Was out with my mate at weekend and he had one of them 'yards of ale' and when he finished drinking it he threw up back into the glass (not on purpose) then drank his own sick. Which in turn almost made me sick lol.

Whats the worst/most embarrasing thing you've done whilst drunk?

 

[Holden Balls]

Went back to a birds flat and pissed the bed. Actually done this more than once!

 

[felixbg]

you know them tram tunnels near picadilly ... lol

 

[honkytonkman187]

few years ago I pulled this bird, and I swear to this day, she sounded Swedish in there! (blame the loud music)
she wasn't Swedish
we got back to hers, and once I was "finished" I got bored, and maybe sobered up a bit and was planning my escape.
I had a ring on, that I put onto my wedding-ring-finger and turned it around to just show the band.

I apologised, said I was married, and made my way out, only to be chased up the street by her shouting, "come back here now" but her once-lovely Swedish accent now sounded like a very angry Ian Paisley !

 

[Simon Le Tom]

I've not done anything personally, but a mate of mine has done this a couple of times (one when i was in Hamburg, Hombré can confirm it too).

My mate was at a house party, got smashed and took himself off to bed. He was found in the morning with another lad's sister's bra round his neck, naked, with jizz dried on his belly. Not the first time he's done this though. Two years ago in Fuertaventura, he was too drunk and went home early...

Couple of hours later, we found him, naked, cock in hand with his laptop playing a porno on repeat - which he'd started on, then passed out.

Too funny for life.

 

[TOOTS]

Got married

 

[Holden Balls]

I've not done anything personally, but a mate of mine has done this a couple of times (one when i was in Hamburg, Hombré can confirm it too).

My mate was at a house party, got smashed and took himself off to bed. He was found in the morning with another lad's sister's bra round his neck, naked, with jizz dried on his belly. Not the first time he's done this though. Two years ago in Fuertaventura, he was too drunk and went home early...

Couple of hours later, we found him, naked, cock in hand with his laptop playing a porno on repeat - which he'd started on, then passed out.

Too funny for life.

Hahaha! Thats quality!
Reminds me off a mate of mine, comes home from being out on the piss, theres a bit of soft porn on the tv so he starts having a wank on the settee. However, he falls asleep.

His mum comes downstairs in the moring and he's lay there with his c0ck in his hand! He couldnt look her in the eye for weeks!

 

[TOOTS]

I've not done anything personally, but a mate of mine has done this a couple of times (one when i was in Hamburg, Hombré can confirm it too).

My mate was at a house party, got smashed and took himself off to bed. He was found in the morning with another lad's sister's bra round his neck, naked, with jizz dried on his belly. Not the first time he's done this though. Two years ago in Fuertaventura, he was too drunk and went home early...

Couple of hours later, we found him, naked, cock in hand with his laptop playing a porno on repeat - which he'd started on, then passed out.

Too funny for life.

Hahaha! Thats quality!
Reminds me off a mate of mine, comes home from being out on the piss, theres a bit of soft porn on the tv so he starts having a wank on the settee. However, he falls asleep.

His mum comes downstairs in the moring and he's lay there with his c0ck in his hand! He couldnt look her in the eye for weeks!

Do you know Happymoondays?

 

[Newlunar]

Licked a moth off a wall and ate it. Don't ask why, I just did.

 

[happymoondays]

I've not done anything personally, but a mate of mine has done this a couple of times (one when i was in Hamburg, Hombré can confirm it too).

My mate was at a house party, got smashed and took himself off to bed. He was found in the morning with another lad's sister's bra round his neck, naked, with jizz dried on his belly. Not the first time he's done this though. Two years ago in Fuertaventura, he was too drunk and went home early...

Couple of hours later, we found him, naked, cock in hand with his laptop playing a porno on repeat - which he'd started on, then passed out.

Too funny for life.

Hahaha! Thats quality!
Reminds me off a mate of mine, comes home from being out on the piss, theres a bit of soft porn on the tv so he starts having a wank on the settee. However, he falls asleep.

His mum comes downstairs in the moring and he's lay there with his c0ck in his hand! He couldnt look her in the eye for weeks!

Do you know Happymoondays?

What his getting at is i done a similiar thing. feel asleep bollocked to woken my parents coming home from a night out and i was sat there on the settee with pants round my ankle and cock in hand.