Worst things you've done whilst drunk :D

[wrongun73]

not the 'worst' but sticks in my mind as pretty funny:
me and the missrs are walking to the kebab shop after a skinful in the local when i decide to stop for a piss on the main road but over a wall about knee height. as soon as i start pissing she pushes me over the wall, my jeans end up round my ankles and im over the wall with my legs stuck straight out, my t shirt has made a tunnel for the piss to go up right into my face!
i cant get up out of half laughing and half being pissed and she cant help me up as shes rolling on the floor with laughter. we must have looked a right pair of kunts

 

[glen quagmire]

not the 'worst' but sticks in my mind as pretty funny:
me and the missrs are walking to the kebab shop after a skinful in the local when i decide to stop for a piss on the main road but over a wall about knee height. as soon as i start pissing she pushes me over the wall, my jeans end up round my ankles and im over the wall with my legs stuck straight out, my t shirt has made a tunnel for the piss to go up right into my face!
i cant get up out of half laughing and half being pissed and she cant help me up as shes rolling on the floor with laughter. we must have looked a right pair of kunts

did u get revenge?

 

[wrongun73]

oh yes!

 

[tueartsboots]

not the 'worst' but sticks in my mind as pretty funny:
me and the missrs are walking to the kebab shop after a skinful in the local when i decide to stop for a piss on the main road but over a wall about knee height. as soon as i start pissing she pushes me over the wall, my jeans end up round my ankles and im over the wall with my legs stuck straight out, my t shirt has made a tunnel for the piss to go up right into my face!
i cant get up out of half laughing and half being pissed and she cant help me up as shes rolling on the floor with laughter. we must have looked a right pair of kunts

PMSL ! Still together?

 

[kp789]

oh yes!

how??

 

[wrongun73]

not the 'worst' but sticks in my mind as pretty funny:
me and the missrs are walking to the kebab shop after a skinful in the local when i decide to stop for a piss on the main road but over a wall about knee height. as soon as i start pissing she pushes me over the wall, my jeans end up round my ankles and im over the wall with my legs stuck straight out, my t shirt has made a tunnel for the piss to go up right into my face!
i cant get up out of half laughing and half being pissed and she cant help me up as shes rolling on the floor with laughter. we must have looked a right pair of kunts

PMSL ! Still together?

haha yeah mate bin together about 6 years i could tell you loads but id probably bore you lol

 

[tueartsboots]

not the 'worst' but sticks in my mind as pretty funny:
me and the missrs are walking to the kebab shop after a skinful in the local when i decide to stop for a piss on the main road but over a wall about knee height. as soon as i start pissing she pushes me over the wall, my jeans end up round my ankles and im over the wall with my legs stuck straight out, my t shirt has made a tunnel for the piss to go up right into my face!
i cant get up out of half laughing and half being pissed and she cant help me up as shes rolling on the floor with laughter. we must have looked a right pair of kunts

PMSL ! Still together?

haha yeah mate bin together about 6 years i could tell you loads but id probably bore you lol

Good on ya. My missus has punched off bar stools and poured pints over me head in the past !
My worse drunken mistake was going off for a one nighter instead of waiting for my missus ! Lost the missus and married the one nighter ! Together now though ( the missus not the one nighter), 20 years later !

 

[droylsdenblue]

years back, mum was going to her cousins wedding and hung new dress on bannister at top of stairs, I got up in middle of the night and pissed all over the said dress...she was not a happy bunny!

 

[stonie]

too numerous to think of but the first one spings to mind is being caught shitting in a dustbin and i was convinced i was in a toilet...not the new wheelie bin types but the old rubbery type ones...

 

[scowy68]

Drive my car and get caught!