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Murderous City Fans Ruin Manchester's Munich Magic

"Manchester City has been thrown out of the league after several Man United fans died after unprovoked assaults by evil twisted Stockport based "blues".

During the dedicated 1958 minute silence for the heroic victims of the Munich Air Disaster, an air crash which is so much more important than any other air tragedy in human history-inside sources say that one City fan arrived into the stands late because he'd been in the loo and one city fan scratched his nose, behaviour that has been condemned by The FA, Premier League and David Gill alike.

This silence to England's footballing heroes, the famous Busby Babes, along with some other guy who for some strange reason was a City bloke, was disturbed and this upset the loyal Mancunian United fans who made up the 76,000 capacity crowd as they do every game. The United fans near the away end politely enquired as to why City fans had spoilt their selfless act-sponsored by AON, with all memorabilia in the club megastore-and deservedly slapped the shit bags, particularly in they were specky faced blondes. City fans then brutally pushed United fans away, and several fell over the seats due to the brutal attack and cracked their heads open, and OT mourned as precious, holy red blood flooded from their wounds.

This lead to City fans being dealt with by all corners of the ground, including the Greater Manchester Police Force, who ended these scumbags justifiably after the evil crimes the away fans had committed. It is believed 1,000 City fans died, but who cares, as their owners can buy replacement fans.

The pure blooded Mancunian fans, mourning the deaths of their fellow fans, Xiao Ling, Hang-Yong Sen and Thaksitha Dilapadee. The game eventually got under way at 7:45pm, with Andre Marriner, traumatised by the events, replaced with the best referee in the world, Howard Webb. During the match Ryan Giggs scored a wonderful opener after not being judged offside by a wonderful male linesman, and Wayne Rooney scored a hattrick through 3 accidental Maradona-esque handballs, and he unveiled his new goal celebration, which cruelly involved shagging the City grandma made famous at the West Brom game at the Council House.

The game finished 8-0, with 2 goals for Berbatov and Chicarito, with Carlos Tevez hung for being a traitor, and Nigel De Jong, Vincent Kompany and Yaya Toure sent off for breathing. Giggs also had a penalty saved by Joe Hart, who was promptly shot on the spot.

In awe of the remarkable achievements of the world's greatest club in wake of their horrific tragedy, the Premier League and UEFA awarded the Premier League and Champions League to United and banished City from all competitions forever.
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Sheer brilliance :)
 
Rout kills United title hopes and Sir Alex forced to retire after side line stroke.

"Super sub Balotelli silenced his critics with a 10 minutes hattrick that caused
sir Alex to collapse on the side line clutching his chest..."
 
THE ITALIAN JOB

Roberto Mancini blew the doors off Manchester Uniteds title hopes when his Manchester City side romped to a 0-3 victory at Old Trafford in yesterdays lunchtime kick-off.
 
charliebigspuds said:
THE ITALIAN JOB

Roberto Mancini blew the doors off Manchester Uniteds title hopes when his Manchester City side romped to a 0-3 victory at Old Trafford in yesterdays lunchtime kick-off.
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if there was a like button this would of been pressed!
 
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