Lucky Toma said:I'm seriously gobsmacked here. Genuinely bewildered. Was that a parody for Comic Relief or something? What the fuck????
A great over-head kick from Balo. A mature unselfish performance from the lad where - instead of looking disinterested as he is often accused of being in the media - he was berating team-mates and bang up for it. A sensational pass from Milner followed by a glorious goal. And a final twenty minutes that was reminiscent of Leeds v Southampton in '72 only without the showboating flicks and advertising hoardings promoting the virtues of Duckhams Oil.
And those absolute cunts spend their entire summary chuckling away as if they've just been mildly entertained by the antics of Bobo the fucking Clown! Swiftly followed by somehow clumsily squeezing in another cum-fest over the rags....who were shit today....whilst we went top of the league playing fantasy football at times with a centre-backs waltzing through a previously unbeaten side's defence for fun.
Can you imagine how they would have been if the roles were reversed? If City had got lucky at Anfield. If Hernandez had scored with the overhead kick. If Rooney had sprayed a majestic fifty yard pass before following up with a sublime curler.
They would have had to play 70s German porn music over the analysis.
'Ho ho ho....he'll get a red card at some point...ho ho ho' What? Like Rooney did last week Shearer you tufty-haired ****-flap? Letting down his country YET again.
It defies belief. Seriously, it just defies belief.
Pam said:Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....
We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
nem said:Pam said:Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....
We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
I'm going to be lying in my bed all night trying to decifer this little beaut. Give us a clue to get me started.....
same! give me some please pamFuZzY said:lee-mcfc said:Pam said:Hansen with his rag worshipping bizarreness has known for a long time that he can get away with saying whatever he feel like saying, however moronic, dishonest or vindictive....
We rented a skip the other week to get rid of ancient gardening stuff and/or some other completely redundant shite cluttering up the house. In the course of preparing to vacate the premises, Emma and her relatives went around emptying out drawers and cupboards around the shop. Then they go into the changing rooms and try stuff on without buying the actually like. A plague of locusts is pending and the rats are dead.
How much you had to drink tonight pam??
I just love Pams posts, they always make me laugh. This is the best yet! I want some of what she has had :-)
lee-mcfc said:same! give me some please pamFuZzY said:lee-mcfc said:How much you had to drink tonight pam??
I just love Pams posts, they always make me laugh. This is the best yet! I want some of what she has had :-)