You know you're a blue when........

[Maly]

You know that the end of the world is nigh

 

[rickmcfc]

…. You breathe a sigh of relief when you reach the 40 point mark each season.

 

[Deleted member 77198]

… you think your moustache is trendy

 

[J.G.Blue.]

When someone shouts "Sit Down!" & in a instant you are taken back 50 years sat on the Platt Lane wooden benches.

 

[henrythedogcity]

Every so often you blurt out ‘aaaaaalf time draaaaw tickets’ in a throwback memory to Maine Road when you were a kid!

Bloody hell forgot all about them

 

[johnevans]

..whenever you enter the Borough of Trafford, you experience that same gut-wrenching feeling of unease which took over intrepid travellers of ancient times as they crossed into the then unknown world marked upon their sketchy maps made by ancient cartographers, which warned:

'Here be dragons..'

 

[manimanc]

You're the cool kid in the class.

 

[mayo31]

You are more nervous v Brighton at home than Liverpool away, Real Madrid away

 

[jamesha]

You know that the end of the world is nigh

Best reply so far!

 

[Asa's left peg]

...you go to games knowing you could get beat 0 - 6

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

When you tell the car rental agent at Dulles Airport that you'll take anything but a Chevrolet.

 

[jamesha]

When if someone mentions they have been to Old Trafford you respond by asking them how Lancashire got on in the cricket.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

When you suspect that virtually everyone on Bluemoon, bar you, is a rag troll.

Apart from @BlueMoonRisin’ who you know 100% is.

 

[davyhulme blue]

When you have been called bluenose for as long as you can possibly remember .

 

[blueste41]

In Sports Direct you put a City top in front of every rags top, then stand back and admire your wall of blue and walk off with a smug f*kin smile on your face!

 

[blueste41]

When you genuinely believe there is a media campaign bias against your club.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

You hear the word Kinky & you think of a footballer rather than anything else :-)

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

You hear the word Kinky & you think of a footballer rather than anything else :-)

I hope this gets the amount of likes it deserves. Hats off my friend :)

 

[blueste41]

When you claim to have been at York away.

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

Time stands still while you queue for a pint.