You know you're a blue when........

[Deleted member 77198]

you wouldnt dream of buying anything red!

 

[crazyg]

You know your a Blue, when you walk in the park and see a big white bird throwing up and smile :-))))

An unwell white hawk?

;-)

 

[GrumpyLegacyFan]

...you watch this www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0f3Yx8NUS4 at least twice a week, with the door locked, so the wife and kids cant see you crying your eyes out...

 

[Blue Til Death]

An unwell white hawk?

;-)

Or a Gozhawk if it carragher …

 

[Zapcity]

You are forced to use a disgusting rancid, public toilet when your bladder is at bursting point but you still think 'at least they're not
as bad as those ones on the perimeter wall of the Kippax'

 

[BuryBlue1977]

You resent Santa as he wears a red coat (the fat bearded ****)

 

[Burtonblue]

…when you look in the mirror and realise you’re not a ****

 

[melons]

when your dog's called Vinny

 

[Blue Til Death]

…when you look in the mirror and realise you’re not a ****

I’ve been a Blue for over 50 years and I’ve not had that realisation yet, what’s it like??

 

[Burtonblue]

I’ve been a Blue for over 50 years and I’ve not had that realisation yet, what’s it like??

Brilliant!
Complete revelation

 

[Eric Hitchmough]

When you’re attacked by scousers at Wembley (I know, I need to let it go)

 

[kaz7]

I got married in a sky blue suit in 1985 Kaz, I wish I hadn’t though as when I look back at some of the wedding photos now, I look like a right **** :-)

Ha, so does he

 

[AliBobbyJ]

you wouldnt dream of buying a red car.

Or when your missus trusted you to make the arrangements for a trip to Italy you booked the flights on Alitalia even though they were $200 each more expensive than on U****d airlines.

 

[ninjamonkey]

Jimmy grimbles your favourite film.

 

[blueste41]

Whenever you hear the name Brian you immediately think "Brian who?"

 

[Eccles Blue]

When you’re 3-0 up and still say “We need another here to make sure”

That should also say when you’re 3-0 up at 91 minutes and are still sure they’ll make a comeback!

 

[1961_vintage]

The phrase "you're not incredible" automatically makes you smile.

 

[ninjamonkey]

You cant speak to anybody named Alan without screaming his name.

 

[LongsightM13]

Your moustache is trendy…

 

[KS55]

When you look 70 but you are only 46.

Obviously this only applies to older Blues who went through it all.

Yes but we ARE 70 actually.