You Know You're A City Fan When...

[der bomber28]

Great one

I do the same lol

I just cant give up the ghost haha.

 

[bridgeblue]

When you never buy anything with red in or on it, because it just seems so wrong.

 

[Mr Rich]

When you never buy anything with red in or on it, because it just seems so wrong.

Too true, I have no red clothes (apart from City's red and black away strips)

 

[uptheblues]

You're quietly confident about Chelsea away but Wigan at home and your bricking it!

 

[Franny Lee's Barrel Chest]

When someone from some authority or other asks you if you intend harming yourself, and you reply, "I'm a City supporter, I'd have done it before now if I was going to..."

 

[paul calfs tash]

When you get hit on the shoulder in the Kippax by a plastic glass full of ice thrown by the away fans. Happy days.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

90 minutes feels like 90 days

 

[lostmyhouseski]

You find a brother fax machine manual in your drawer at work, and feel a strange kind of warmth towards it.

haha know what you mean, we just got a new label maker here. everytime i walk past it and see that brother logo i feel all warm inside

 

[Mr Ed (The Stables)]

Just a sentence or a paragraph that sums us supporters up nicely. Lets have a cheery thread on a boring Sunday. I'll start:

'You know you're a City fan when you know you'll still be here, if we go another 35 years without a major trophy'.

What are yours?

Going 35 years more without a trophy, knowing that by that time, you'll be dead but still not caring, because your still proud to be a blue!!

 

[Anonymous]

...everytime you go away anywhere that has nowt to do with footie, you always take a City shirt with you because you've "gotta spread the gospel according to St Joe Mercer!" and feel like, despite not working for them, you are representing the club.

 

[Lebouski]

When you never buy anything with red in or on it, because it just seems so wrong.

this, it has omitted a color from my life

 

[Wheelsy]

When you get up or stay out at the pub until all hours of the morning, watching us draw and lose and go "fuck it, i'm never going to do that again..."

And then doing the same after the next match...

 

[Hollywood Blue]

Never wear red, won't fly United airlines, won't buy anything made by SHARP.
Just hate the cnuts really.
When I came back to Manchester a couple of years back some yank mate asked me to bring him back a United shirt.
Said "No fucking chance"
My girlfriend thought it was childish and said she thought I was being a bit ridiculous as it was a favour for a friend.
I told her that if I walked into a shop in Manchester and bought a scum shirt, people might assume that I was a red cnut and it was a risk I wasn't willing to take.
Then added "I would get a fucking rash if I handled one of those fucking shirts"
Obviously the Mrs couldn't fathom my logic, but she never brought it up again.
I think we know who won that argument. ;)

 

[..bang..like an arrow.]

.."WHEN reading all these replys and going....yep,yep,yep......"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you've stuffed one of the big boys, the press have begrudgingly given Ade the benefit of the doubt over the goal of the season, and come Monday, we hear "The FA are going to charge X with improper conduct".