When you know even though we have won fuck all for decades, that you can still take the piss out of a rag and win.
Eg. 1.
I was in oldham the other day and walked past a rag stuffing his fat ugly twat face with chips and gravy and clocked his rag top, just simply said "hey youve spilt some shit down your front" and watch the bladder look and then laugh knowing he'd been had.
Eg. 2.
Went to JJB with my son and on the way through the till they zig zag you through the point of sale purchase area and right there at the till is the rag section, I simply tell them that someone has spilt shit on this section and they look and say where i say everywhere and it just raises a laugh.
Eg. 3.
In the chinese last night, packed out and infront of everyone a bladder walks in with a green and yellow(never seen gold) beanie hat on and a rag shirt, under his coat, so i simply turned to him and said "god you don't get many norwich fans round here you must be loyal", to a reply no Im a utd fan, opening his coat to reveal a piece of red shit, I then responded with so youve bought a shirt that ultimately goes to the glazers and then youve bought a hat that doesnt, where exactly are you hurting them. to silence apart from sniggers from the others in the queue.
I fucking know we have won fuck all, but i challenge anyone of the rag fuckers to take me on face to face, i'd win an argument every time and if not i'd win everytime!!
