You know you're getting old when....

[Tuearts right boot]

....when you just dont give a fuck anymore. About anything.

 

[snorky]

You would gladly strangle some of the moaning, flapping cunts to death

Closest you'd get is choking your chicken to death :)

 

[Bill Walker]

You look forward to the next Worsley web thread

 

[east2]

When you are asked if you want ‘super sex’ and you chose the soup…

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I'd like to here and now declare I am officially old. I've just received, through the post, my first ever seed and bedding plant catalogue. THE BASTARDS.

 

[bennyboy]

When that bump bump shite they play at half time comes on.
Fucking annoys me and you get some other old c### trying to be trendy by making some moves with his hands.
Moaning old git that I am.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Your playing 5 a side on a Thursday morning and have to go in nets after 5 minutes...

 

[Barcon]

Closest you'd get is choking your chicken to death :)

I don't like your tone.

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Sorry, What was the question??

 

[eversince 76]

Sorry, What was the question??

What question …?