You know you're getting old when....

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

You remember going to your grandma and grandads for a special celebration, their Ruby wedding. You were bored because, well they were so old.
and wrinkly ....... and old (did I mention that ?)

And then you remember that when you wake up tomorrow it will be your Ruby wedding anniversary. :-(

Make sure you've got the date right before you get over confident

 

[Gorton_Tubster]

I no longer know porn stars names!

 

[worsleyweb]

You are much less arsed about going abroad.

 

[Marklr]

...yoou cnat typewithout automciuorrect

 

[Bill Walker]

You are much less arsed about going abroad.

You're much less arsed about anything

 

[East Level 2]

When the bus driver is younger than you!

When the school crossing lollipop patrol are younger than you.

 

[East Level 2]

And as has been posted on another thread: When you are old enough to have been alive last time Spurs won the league.

 

[DrBlueBob]

And as has been posted on another thread: When you are old enough to have been alive last time Spurs won the league.

Get in, I don't officially qualify then.

 

[crazyg]

When the bus driver is younger than you!

True story.
I got on the bus to the ground before the derby match and realised my bus pass wasn't in my phone. The driver let me on without paying anyway!
(I found it before I got off and showed it to him)

 

[East Level 2]

Get in, I don't officially qualify then.

Bloody youngsters!!