You know you're getting old when....

[Magicpole]

Oh come on his work involves ruffling the hair of young policemen, he's not mentioned the construction worker, cowboy and biker as yet. :-)

All in good time, all in good time.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

....... you start reading the obituaries every week and say I went to school with him!

You read the obits and sigh,”that’s no age…” cos someone in their 70s has croaked.

 

[christened at st marks]

When you don't know you're getting old

 

[Magicpole]

I'm working on it but it would appear to be to no avail.

There is the, one good day boozing and three day payback hangover reality, that makes me think, do I need ten pints? I feel much better for it and have learned how to enjoy a drink without getting pished. Having a good night and the next morning being able to stand upright without waves of nausea is great. There are times when I do, when my sons come through, they cunts usually drink all my beer anyway. No fucking shame and they drink my whisky too sometimes. Just as well I love them.

 

[Blue Mist]

Would this beer tax of which you speak be the beer that by all accounts is paid for by anybody but your good self? :-)

Shhhhh, I'm trying to keep that a secret.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

True. My £5 handjobs business is doing great. It’ll be £6 soon

That's inflation for you.

 

[Blue Mist]

I find I need to service more as I am drinking less these days. I get fed up drinking beer after about two pints now. Don’t get me wrong, I could still drink you lot under the table if I put my mind to it, but I can’t be arsed. Anybody else drinking less these days?

Mum's Net is over there.

Two pints.


Tart.

 

[Bill Walker]

When you can't remember actors names.

"What was the guys name in that film luv, he was in it with that blonde American actress, you know, the bloke who lost weight for that other film.....he was in that TV series about drug cartels.....oh ermm, I can see his face, Chris, Erm Ball, err .... doesn't matter"

 

[Magicpole]

Mum's Net is over there.

Two pints.


Tart.

If the cap fits. I am a total tart.

 

[Kippaxpete]

When you can't remember actors names.

"What was the guys name in that film luv, he was in it with that blonde American actress, you know, the bloke who lost weight for that other film.....he was in that TV series about drug cartels.....oh ermm, I can see his face, Chris, Erm Ball, err .... doesn't matter"

When you watch a sitcom from the eighties, point at the screen and say, "he's dead, he died last year, he's been dead ages..."