You know you're getting old when....

[Protein Junkie]

When you watch a sitcom from the eighties, point at the screen and say, "he's dead, he died last year, he's been dead ages..."

Nooooo
Being old is when you can’t remember if they are dead or not let alone their names

 

[kaz7]

When you can't remember actors names.

"What was the guys name in that film luv, he was in it with that blonde American actress, you know, the bloke who lost weight for that other film.....he was in that TV series about drug cartels.....oh ermm, I can see his face, Chris, Erm Ball, err .... doesn't matter"

That happens to me a lot , what i do is go through the alphabet in my head and the name soon pops out

 

[Magicpole]

The day you think you’re old, you’re fucked. Rage against it and keep your mind young. I also wear skinny fit jeans and gold shoes to make people think I’m a younger guy. People can’t take their eyes off me. Must be working. Getting my hair dyed platinum blond next week.
I’m here all week for fashion and lifestyle tips.

 

[Blue Mist]

The day you think you’re old, you’re fucked. Rage against it and keep your mind young. I also wear skinny fit jeans and gold shoes to make people think I’m a younger guy. People can’t take their eyes off me. Must be working. Getting my hair dyed platinum blond next week.
I’m here all week for fashion and lifestyle tips.

I bet you've even got a pair of white slip on shoes as well

 

[MillisleBlue]

The list for Christmas cards keeps getting smaller and smaller...

 

[Magicpole]

I bet you've even got a pair of white slip on shoes as well

wearing them now

 

[waspish]

When you press R1 and your already on your arse.

 

[Blue Mist]

wearing them now

Your dah man. A babe magnet.

 

[Blue Maverick]

There is the, one good day boozing and three day payback hangover reality, that makes me think, do I need ten pints? I feel much better for it and have learned how to enjoy a drink without getting pished. Having a good night and the next morning being able to stand upright without waves of nausea is great. There are times when I do, when my sons come through, they cunts usually drink all my beer anyway. No fucking shame and they drink my whisky too sometimes. Just as well I love them.

Day drinking is better go out early be back home by 7/8 pm big pint of water and bed, by the time I wake up 12 hours later no hangover

 

[Tuearts right boot]

That happens to me a lot , what i do is go through the alphabet in my head and the name soon pops out

That's exactly what I do and it's always Alan Aardvark.