You know you're getting old when....

I find I need to service more as I am drinking less these days. I get fed up drinking beer after about two pints now. Don’t get me wrong, I could still drink you lot under the table if I put my mind to it, but I can’t be arsed. Anybody else drinking less these days?
Nope.
 
The day you think you’re old, you’re fucked. Rage against it and keep your mind young. I also wear skinny fit jeans and gold shoes to make people think I’m a younger guy. People can’t take their eyes off me. Must be working. Getting my hair dyed platinum blond next week.
I’m here all week for fashion and lifestyle tips.
Both hairs?
 

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