You know you're getting old when....

[bluebc]

You think sandals are acceptable

 

[ysmsa]

A plane flies over the match with a banner, and you can't fuckin read it.

 

[Franny 1234]

When the Rags start winning silverware again CTID

 

[andyhinch]

When a girl asks where she can have a good time, you point and go home

 

[DrBlueBob]

You think sandals are acceptable

With socks.

 

[laserblue]

Your grandson is taller than you.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

You think sandals are acceptable

Not even white ones?

 

[laserblue]

True. My £5 handjobs business is doing great. It’ll be £6 soon

Do you do OAP discounts? Asking for a friend.

 

[Big Swifty]

All the obituaries in the paper are for people younger than you

 

[blue b4 the moon]

When you see a mother and daughter (legal age) in the pub and you fancy the mother more.