You know you're getting old when....

[idahoblues]

When you break your elbow and wrist falling down some stairs after a couple of scotches.

Doh

 

[mackenzie]

When you look/feel like that ape to man evolution picture when you get out of bed and try to walk.

 

[mexico1970]

When you look/feel like that ape to man evolution picture when you get out of bed and try to walk.

You can add make ooohhing and ahhhing noises like special effects when you either stand up or sit down ;)

 

[mackenzie]

You can add make ooohhing and ahhhing noises like special effects when you either stand up or sit down ;)

Ha!! Absolutely! ;-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When the smell of your farts remind you of your grandad.

or when you fart in public and just shrug your shoulders

 

[SidJames]

When you think the same size Replica Shirt you buy and wear every year is being made smaller, and smaller to cut down costs :-)

 

[Magicpole]

You can add make ooohhing and ahhhing noises like special effects when you either stand up or sit down ;)

Ha!! Absolutely! ;-)

My noise is a grunt whilst saying, Ah ya bastard ye.

 

[Protein Junkie]

or when you fart in public and just shrug your shoulders

When a follow through becomes an expectation not an accident.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you think the same size Replica Shirt you buy and wear every year is being made smaller, and smaller to cut down costs :-)

Somebody bought me a tee shirt for my birthday last. The day I wore it I noticed XL on the label. I thought 'Fuckin'ell, I'm a standard L from anything in the City shop, although I do go up to XXL in Italian cycling shirts. Mind, I bet Zola took an XXL in a CFC shirt!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When a follow through becomes an expectation not an accident.

or an accepted occupational hazard