You know you're getting old when....

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

When you have pubic hairs longer than your cock

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you come home wearing nothing but a new pair of shoes and proudly boasts to the wife by pointing at them with your todger and she asks why didn't you buy a hat !!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

A plane flies over the match with a banner, and you can't fuckin read it.

I can't read the time on the stadium clock! I keep thinking that I'm gonna take my binoculars.

 

[chris63]

When the smell of your farts remind you of your grandad.

 

[Big Swifty]

When you wake up and every part of you is stiff except for the part you wish was stiff

 

[Bill Walker]

When you sit down you grunt

 

[BimboBob]

When you break your elbow and wrist falling down some stairs after a couple of scotches.

 

[Big Swifty]

When you reminisce abut the old days and middle-aged people say "Oh, that was before my time"

 

[kaz7]

When you break your elbow and wrist falling down some stairs after a couple of scotches.

Clumsy **** ! Hope you are better x

 

[Magicpole]

When you can’t make a night out and you are fucking delighted.