You know you're getting old when....

[Two Gun Bob]

 

[Kiss this guy]

When you are happy to admit it was you that farted

When every fart is a follow through risk.

 

[i kne albert davy]

When you are happy to admit it was you that farted

It wasn't me.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

You accept grey pubes as an occupational hazard.
Sex is but a distance memory
Having a sit down piss is the norm
You fancy 60 yr old women.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

It wasn't me.

Must have been me or Sharpy then

It wasn't me.

 

[Bill Walker]

When you find yourself saying "fuck it, I cant be bothered"

 

[i kne albert davy]

Must have been me or Sharpy then

he always says its not him, but we know the truth :-)

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

he always says its not him, but we know the truth :-)

We all have our own distinctive aroma

 

[Cotontoquinn]

You remember football before 1992

 

[lawton mellor]

You accept grey pubes as an occupational hazard.
Sex is but a distance memory
Having a sit down piss is the norm
You fancy 60 yr old women.

you live with 60 yr old women