You know you're getting old when....

[nellyonthewing]

When you remember the rags being good.

 

[SWPISHOME]

You have a 2 day hangover from 1 night out!! Needless to say, I feel like sh1t!!

I rarely ever drink anymore couldn't be bothered with it for numerous reasons, As you said 2 day hangovers from one night of drink! Completely ruins your days off work. But most importantly it takes away valuable time with the kids, That's why I stopped drinking because it's not fair on them, The next day not being able to give them your full attention.
2ltr bottle of Pepsi all the way :)

 

[Cotontoquinn]

You discover that the volume control can also go down.

 

[Marklr]

When you're the same age of the average Bluemooner age.

 

[Cotontoquinn]

You look forward to daytime TV.....

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

You get up in the night for a piss

 

[Marklr]

You celebrate getting a semi.

 

[dickie davies]

When you sit down you let out a verbal "ooof"

 

[Cotontoquinn]

You remember football before 1992
And don't remember posting it about half an hour ago.

 

[Man-chester copperpot]

You lie in the bath and your bollocks float!

You aren’t satisfied with a piss unless you fart at the end!

You sit in the Singing section and think “i could do with sitting down for 5mins”

Find out that Ready Salted crisps are your favourite

Agreeing with Simon Jordan on Talksport

Watching programmes about WW1, WW2 and how Briltain colonized parts of America etc…

Trying to figure out how absolute idiots talking absolute nonsense on You Tube about things that don’t make sense earn hundreds of thousands of pounds through adverts that no fucker actually watch

Thinking about turning the Family Stand into a place for wheelchair access & carer only as that might actually fill the thing for once