It was meant as a joke for people with a sense of humour, not for pretentious prima donna's, and just so as you know, I've supported City for 53 years.
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You know you're getting old when....
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Uncle Wally One Ball
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Putting your feet into a brand new pair of socks is like sliding your cock into Rachel Welch
lunebleu
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When you start to pause and look at a Greenwoods window display and think that looks cool.
Bill Walker
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God is that still going ?When you start to pause and look at a Greenwoods window display and think that looks cool.
I remember my Dad wearing Crimplene slacks.
Bill Walker
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You start thinking seriously about Viagra
Hart of the Matter
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Hit 60 last week.... NHS sent out request for me to shit on a stick this week... Welcome to old age...
Most of my trips out are now planned like a military opperation with a coded map marking the location of public toilets, which is fine untill you get into a shop absolutly bursting only to find they have had to shut the toilet :-(You know where every public toilet is and who has customer toilets in shops.
Also why is it when your driving in the countryside and again bursting, you decide to pull onto the side of the road miles from anywhere, you sneak through a hole in the hedge to get some relief only to find a angry farmer with a shotgun or the local womens institute on there annual picnic in a field day!
Tuearts right boot
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I wouldn't know.Putting your feet into a brand new pair of socks is like sliding your cock into Rachel Welch
I don't wear socks.