You know you're getting old when...

[The Pink Panther]

When you ask the kids to turn the music down

 

[bluegorton]

when you sit down to take a piss ;)

Only when pissed and making a night visit, standing and pointing it in the dark is just asking for trouble.

Also, you know when...you're making more than one visit to the toilet per night even when you've not been boozing.

 

[jimharri]

When you ask the kids to turn the music down

Or when you come out with the immortal "Do you call that music? When I was growing up.." line!

 

[fbloke]

The timeless shout of 'Oi get off that bowling green' has you saying 'aye, no place for football is it!' as you pull on your flat cap and then use a tiny knife to clean out your pipe.

 

[ADE]

you can remember the last time we played in a semi final

Or that you were actually at the last "proper" semi final we played (Ipswich, '81).

Man you must be well old ;)

 

[Mills-Mcfc]

you start thinking about your mum when wanking.

 

[jimharri]

Or that you were actually at the last "proper" semi final we played (Ipswich, '81).

Man you must be well old ;)

I was born old!

 

[Vienna70]

...when you can remember us winning the league!!

 

[silverback]

When you......What was that question again?

 

[Ogl91]

When your watching porn and you think 'that bed looks comfy'