You know you're getting old when...

[crazyg]

Every fart is a worry

Many a true word...…………………..

 

[Wretched Vengeance]

The music is too loud in the pub.

 

[dublinblue12]

You feel like you were on the beer the night before even when you werent

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Your arms aren't long enough to enable your eyes focus on your mobile phone screen without your readers on...………. and you've forgotten where you put your readers.

 

[jimharri]

Every fart is a worry

Ah; the follow through. I, sorry, my mate knows where you're coming from on that one.

 

[LWashington]

You have a wank and you're not sure if you need to wash your sock.

 

[mikemcfc]

when you're content to be sat in on a saturday night reading crap bluemoon threads

Damn you! Just looked at the clock and it's 7:16 pm PST. and I am content here and watching College football.

 

[christened at st marks]

You stop bothering to open threads on Bluemoon

 

[flook]

Damn you! Just looked at the clock and it's 7:16 pm PST. and I am content here and watching College football.

we accept you're on of us, we accept you we accept you :)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Your arms aren't long enough to enable your eyes focus on your mobile phone screen without your readers on...………. and you've forgotten where you put your readers.

You have to give someone on the next table the menu just so you can read it.

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

When there is more elasticity in the waistband of your keks than there is in your skin.

 

[Mozzer]

When you think that the woman from the walk in bath advert looks very tasty.

 

[m7mcfc]

You have to give someone on the next table the menu just so you can read it.

This I had always wondered when I was younger why men on trains read the newspaper with their arms stretched right out . Now I know.
At work the younger fellas were taking the piss about the font on my phone being set to huge. I said 'Ok then who could read the number plate on some car about 80 to 90 metres away' Only myself and one other lad could. Shut them right up.

 

[Bill the Blue]

This I had always wondered when I was younger why men on trains read the newspaper with their arms stretched right out . Now I know.
At work the younger fellas were taking the piss about the font on my phone being set to huge. I said 'Ok then who could read the number plate on some car about 80 to 90 metres away' Only myself and one other lad could. Shut them right up.

Come on own up....

It was your car wasn't it..! Haha..

 

[the plasterer]

When these young dudes at work are overtaking me on long walls, They’ve only been at it few years and they are rapid, I’m finished I tell thee.............they might be quick on the walls but they can’t do rounded ceilings like yours truly, I can teach them everything they know but not everything I know

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

You are Harvey Weinstein (post litigation), and I claim my £5

Haha, ya got me, buddy! Will you accept dollars?

You know, they see us as their prey, too. I had a girlfriend who regularly told me, “You are my prey”. Quoting her. They're every bit as feral as us, just better at hiding it.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

Another thing. You know you're getting old when a girl you would have fancied a) offers to give up her seat for you on the tram or bus b) you even accept!

 

[mancity1]

Another thing. You know you're getting old when a girl you would have fancied a) offers to give up her seat for you on the tram or bus b) you even accept!

More to the point when a 90 year old woman offers you her seat because she sees you are struggling to stay on your feet.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Apart from Ian Wright you haven't got a clue who the pointless no marks on I'm a celebrity are.

 

[crazyg]

Apart from Ian Wright you haven't got a clue who the pointless no marks on I'm a celebrity are.

What's I'm a celebrity?