You know you're getting old when...

[PannickAtTheDisco]

your pigeon curdles the custard.

 

[squirtyflower]

your pigeon curdles the custard.

?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

?

Yeah me too.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

You have no idea what a meme is or what woke means

and furthermore, you don’t care.

 

[mikemcfc]

You have no idea what a meme is or what woke means

and furthermore, you don’t care.

or a custard curdling pigeon?

 

[BimboBob]

When you are on a saga trip to see the northern lights.

 

[Dicko69]

We were talking about the young lads at our work this morning, after a little further discussion, realised they are all in their early 30's

 

[urban genie]

You forget we had this thread a month ago

 

[Tuearts right boot]

.....you have take a breather between tying your laces.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

I now find myself checking out females that are less than half my age. I need to start to recognise the fact that I’m getting older, before I morph into Sid James.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

When you buy TWO pairs of slippers because the popular sizes are hard to get.

 

[Lovebitesandeveryfing]

I now find myself checking out females that are less than half my age. I need to start to recognise the fact that I’m getting older, before I morph into Sid James.

Actually, that was my mid-life point. I knew I was getting really old when I stopped seeing young females as potential prey (needless to say, they weren't), some time around the 50 mark, and started feeling an avuncular tenderness for them.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Actually, that was my mid-life point. I knew I was getting really old when I stopped seeing young females as potential prey (needless to say, they weren't), some time around the 50 mark, and started feeling an avuncular tenderness for them.

I’ll let you know when I get there.

 

[quiet_riot]

you're a boomer

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When you buy TWO pairs of slippers because the popular sizes are hard to get.

....from the back pages of the Sunday suppliments no doubt.

 

[flook]

when you're content to be sat in on a saturday night reading crap bluemoon threads

 

[m7mcfc]

When some girl in her early twenties said to me 'I bet you were fit as fuck when you were younger'
Totally ruined my night out.

 

[allblackcitizen]

When you are on a saga trip to see the northern lights.

Ooooh, was it good?

(genuine question)

 

[allblackcitizen]

When some girl in her early twenties said to me 'I bet you were fit as fuck when you were younger'
Totally ruined my night out.

Sad to say, but that would have made my night out.

 

[allblackcitizen]

Actually, that was my mid-life point. I knew I was getting really old when I stopped seeing young females as potential prey (needless to say, they weren't), some time around the 50 mark, and started feeling an avuncular tenderness for them.

You are Harvey Weinstein (post litigation), and I claim my £5