You know you're getting old when...

[Bilboblue]

When you're sorting an identity confirmation or application for something online, and it dawns on you how far you have to scroll down to get to your year of birth...

 

[AliBobbyJ]

It takes you all night to do what you used to do all night.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Your grandchildren can buy you a pint!

 

[BimboBob]

Ooooh, was it good?

(genuine question)

Not me.


I did go to Iceland in February and it was stunning. Reds, blues, greens...minus 20 and windy as fuck. But stunning all the same.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Three things happen when you get old. The first one is that you start to forget things.

 

[MellowJoe]

When your duff dribbles out like a nearly empty tube of toothpaste

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Three things happen when you get old. The first one is that you start to forget things.

And repeat yourself.

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

Three things happen when you get old. The first one is that you start to forget things.

And repeat yourself.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

...you are bursting for a pee



until you get there.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Three things happen when you get old. The first one is that you start to forget things.

And I can't remember what the other two things are. Boom!

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

And repeat yourself.

You what?

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

You what?

You what?

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

Two things happen when you get old. The first one is that you start to repeat yourself. And the second one is that you start to repeat yourself.

 

[Barcon]

You take ages to have a piss and still piss yourself a bit when you put it away.

 

[m7mcfc]

Sad to say, but that would have made my night out.

It did for a millisecond until it struck me that she meant but not anymore.

 

[maccieblue]

When you, um er,sorry I forgot what I was going to post

 

[maccieblue]

Oh yes when you remember Leeds winning the league or should I say Liverpool, or villa. Never mind nurse have I had my tea yet

 

[Nellies left peg]

Not me.


I did go to Iceland in February and it was stunning. Reds, blues, greens...minus 20 and windy as fuck. But stunning all the same.

Did you stick your head in the freezer or something?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Every fart is a worry

 

[bluemooners09]

You forget we had this thread a month ago

He stole my thread :-(