You know you're getting old when...

[Bill the Blue]

Or C & A, the UCP restaurant, Exchange station, or Wiles's toy shop (next to Lewis's.)

Or Volmax!

 

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Your eyebrows start looking like Dennis Healey’s, you have hair sprouting out of your nose and your chest hair is joining your head and turning grey.

You constantly say to your child “you don’t know how lucky you are, back in my day............”

You don’t understand or have any willingness to learn how to use the latest technology.

You choose a car based on emissions and miles to the gallon rather than how smart it looks and how fast it goes.

All you want for Christmas is a new pair of slippers.

You find yourself listening to PMQ’s when driving in your car.

You don’t know any of the new bands on your Apple Music recommendations and keep downloading compilations of the 1980’s.

You find yourself quite enjoying gardening.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

When people tell you you look and act like your dad.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Your eyebrows start looking like Dennis Healey’s, you have hair sprouting out of your nose and your chest hair is joining your head and turning grey.

You constantly say to your child “you don’t know how lucky you are, back in my day............”

You don’t understand or have any willingness to learn how to use the latest technology.

You choose a car based on emissions and miles to the gallon rather than how smart it looks and how fast it goes.

All you want for Christmas is a new pair of slippers.

You find yourself listening to PMQ’s when driving in your car.

You don’t know any of the new bands on your Apple Music recommendations and keep downloading compilations of the 1980’s.

You find yourself quite enjoying gardening.

Apple Music?

 

[ancoats]

when wayne rooney follows you and adds you to his twitter account

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

When you start thinking about voting Conservative ....

 

[Grassland Blue]

Or wonder what happened to “stolen From Ivor”.

Joe Bloggs....

 

[normskih]

Joe Bloggs....

When you remember the pub that was on Market Street near to the underground market, it might have been called the Sportsman?

 

[Fred_Quimby]

Just posted this on the joke thread but appropriate here as well.

Three sisters age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together.
One night the 96 year old draws a bath, puts her foot in and pauses.
She yells down the stairs, "Was I getting in or out of the bath?"
The 94 year old yells back, "I don't know, I'll come up and see."
She starts up the stairs and pauses, then she yells,
"Was I going up the stairs or coming down?"
The 92 year old was sitting at the kitchen table having tea
listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says,
"I sure hope I never get that forgetful." She knocks
on wood for good measure. She then yells,
"I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
who's at the door."

 

[normskih]

When you go out for a meal and you no longer look at the food with anything with a hint of spice in it, i.e. curry, and you make sure you have some indigestion tablets with you before you go out.