You know you're getting old when...

[Fame Monster]

When you used to be able to wank off just your imagination and if lucky, used porno mags but now you can't wank at all unless someone's being choked out with a biothane dog collar by someone dressed head-to-toe in hard-wearing leathers

 

[Big Swifty]

A tad too much information here, methinks

 

[Big Swifty]

When your travel insurance/car insurance gets to astronomical amounts cos you're a risk to the insurance companies at your age

 

[Ballet On Ice]

....when the shoes in the back of the Sunday colour suppliments start to look trendy, ..."
When the Doctor tells you your diabetic and you high 5 the receptionist on the way out.

When you look at the models advertising bath lifts and walk in showers and think shes tasty

 

[Ballet-on-ice]

As I found out half an hour ago...

Every fart becomes a risk.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

When you look at the models advertising bath lifts and walk in showers and think shes tasty

I've often turned to Mrs Ewing and said 'Look at that woman, she doesn't need a walk in bath!"

 

[TheRemainsOfTheDave]

I've often turned to Mrs Ewing and said 'Look at that woman, she doesn't need a walk in bath!"

Haha, same with those ejector seat type chairs.

 

[AlgarveBlu]

The iPad has to be held further away each year so I can read it

 

[xgorton]

Someone gave seat up for me on metro,cheeky facker.

 

[born2bblu]

When you start a thread called the “Who Remembers Thread” and/or when you get obsessed with reading it.

https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/who-remembers-thread.342526/