You know you're getting old when...

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Winner, winner ......... and you get triple points as well ...

And for eating a chicken dinner of her back? ; )

 

[sir baconface]

When you find yourself watching Antiques Roadshow every week

And remember buying the items new.

 

[sir baconface]

Ok, so I put the Scrabble board on my gf's back whilst doing it doggy style?

We are men. We don’t multi-task. You will have to decide on a priority order. Your decision will indicate whether or not you qualify as a FOC.

 

[sir baconface]

When you think you've got a growth on your testicles and you suddenly realise it's your penis.

A bit worrying when the skin tag is under your armpit.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

We are men. We don’t multi-task. You will have to decide on a priority order. Your decision will indicate whether or not you qualify as a FOC.

Ok my doggy position skills are getting to be that of a clapped out owd donkey, but my Scrabble word skills are coming on a treat.

Last time I had sex with her I spelled out ORGASM ; )

 

[mosssideblue]

when you tuck your shirt inside your undies and skidders are the norm :)

 

[KS55]

Ok my doggy position skills are getting to be that of a clapped out owd donkey, but my Scrabble word skills are coming on a treat.

Last time I had sex with her I spelled out ORGASM ; )

Lucky you.....or her.

 

[DrBlueBob]

You know you're getting old when...

You can no longer projectile spaff a sperm facial, and it trickles out slower than an ice cream melting on a hot summers day.

Not in my case though; )

I believe the term is a lizard's lick.

 

[SuperstarNeilC]

When you realise the year 2020 is just a few short months away

 

[Barcon]

When you get a cat, and like it.