Young Lads In Long Term Relationships

[felixbg]

Wake up and get the fuck out lads. You only live once and you're only young once. Young lads should be roaming the streets doing what they want when they want with who they want, with a common goal of fornicating with as many female specimens as we possibly can.

We've got fucking bags of time to be boring and settle down and fall in love and all that bollocks. We should walk the streets like free men, drinking, smoking, gambling, trying our luck and anything else we feel like doing whenever we like

Seize the moment

Finish your birds!

how old are you lol i thought you was a 90 odd year old shrivel

he's in a relationship you know ... what a hypocrite. as the great man would say himself, ''i hate them bastards'' ;)

 

[Obvious Mancunian]

how old are you lol i thought you was a 90 odd year old shrivel

he's in a relationship you know ... what a hypocrite. as the great man would say himself, ''i hate them bastards'' ;)

how old is he though?

 

[SharpDressedMan]

It's easy for people who have HAD a girlfriend to say that though

There's plenty of ropey looking birds around who would be grateful for a boyfriend. Stop being so choosey and start off with something easy. Maybe a fatty with a quint, just to get you on the ladder.

I don't got for 10's. I tend go get attracted to 5s and 6s. My only rule is no super fat girls. Although I don't even try and talk to any so I guess I really can't pick and choose...

 

[felixbg]

There's plenty of ropey looking birds around who would be grateful for a boyfriend. Stop being so choosey and start off with something easy. Maybe a fatty with a quint, just to get you on the ladder.

I don't got for 10's. I tend go get attracted to 5s and 6s. My only rule is no super fat girls. Although I don't even try and talk to any so I guess I really can't pick and choose...

christ you sound depressed. get some bow down you and get on some online dating site if your that desperate ;) otherwise just get some bow down you :)

 

[SharpDressedMan]

I don't got for 10's. I tend go get attracted to 5s and 6s. My only rule is no super fat girls. Although I don't even try and talk to any so I guess I really can't pick and choose...

christ you sound depressed. get some bow down you and get on some online dating site if your that desperate ;) otherwise just get some bow down you :)

NO. Dating sites are useless and annoying and hard to work. And yes I do have depression. And yes I shall down some bow.

 

[liamctid]

I don't got for 10's. I tend go get attracted to 5s and 6s. My only rule is no super fat girls. Although I don't even try and talk to any so I guess I really can't pick and choose...

christ you sound depressed. get some bow down you and get on some online dating site if your that desperate ;) otherwise just get some bow down you :)

Victory is mine.

For whoever asked, Hombre is about 45.

And Sharped Dressed Man - stop listening to ZZ Top and remember that to have standards is to have limitations. Get on a prozzie - that'll give you some confidence. Before long you'll be as mouthy as Felix.

 

[SharpDressedMan]

christ you sound depressed. get some bow down you and get on some online dating site if your that desperate ;) otherwise just get some bow down you :)

Victory is mine.

For whoever asked, Hombre is about 45.

And Sharped Dressed Man - stop listening to ZZ Top and remember that to have standards is to have limitations. Get on a prozzie - that'll give you some confidence. Before long you'll be as mouthy as Felix.

That's the stupidest idea anyone has ever given me. I'm a mushy little softie. I couldn't deal with a hooker

 

[liamctid]

Victory is mine.

For whoever asked, Hombre is about 45.

And Sharped Dressed Man - stop listening to ZZ Top and remember that to have standards is to have limitations. Get on a prozzie - that'll give you some confidence. Before long you'll be as mouthy as Felix.

That's the stupidest idea anyone has ever given me. I'm a mushy little softie. I couldn't deal with a hooker

Definitely sounds like someone that has never paid for sex.

Have you been to Uni? There's plenty of fanny there.

There are birds out there, so if you want to be a whore bag you can.

 

[SharpDressedMan]

That's the stupidest idea anyone has ever given me. I'm a mushy little softie. I couldn't deal with a hooker

Definitely sounds like someone that has never paid for sex.

Have you been to Uni? There's plenty of fanny there.

There are birds out there, so if you want to be a whore bag you can.

I'm off to Uni next year hopefully

Was hoping to find a nice girlfriend before then though

 

[foxy]

Definitely sounds like someone that has never paid for sex.

Have you been to Uni? There's plenty of fanny there.

There are birds out there, so if you want to be a whore bag you can.

I'm off to Uni next year hopefully

Was hoping to find a nice girlfriend before then though

mate theres plenty of clunge at uni on your course, in your halls and when you are out and about, you don't want a gf before uni.