Barcon
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No. I'm not allowed back into Detroit.
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Kippaxpete
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Unless you like potatoes of course!Idaho.
Nebuchadnezzar
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Managed to deny myself a multitude of shags in one evening with my former drug taking.
Had been to a series of house parties. One of the girls at the house party was dressed as a mermaid and when we got back to one house, I asked her who the fuck she was and where the mermaid was, only for her to tell me she was the mermaid, and for me to say fuck off you are not. To add insult to injury she then tried to show me some paintings she had on the wall and my eyesight is so bad, that I was squinting at a ridiculously close distance only for her to start crying that I was being very rude.
Had been to a series of house parties. One of the girls at the house party was dressed as a mermaid and when we got back to one house, I asked her who the fuck she was and where the mermaid was, only for her to tell me she was the mermaid, and for me to say fuck off you are not. To add insult to injury she then tried to show me some paintings she had on the wall and my eyesight is so bad, that I was squinting at a ridiculously close distance only for her to start crying that I was being very rude.
Barcon
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A good shovelling would have shut her up.Managed to deny myself a multitude of shags in one evening with my former drug taking.
Had been to a series of house parties. One of the girls at the house party was dressed as a mermaid and when we got back to one house, I asked her who the fuck she was and where the mermaid was, only for her to tell me she was the mermaid, and for me to say fuck off you are not. To add insult to injury she then tried to show me some paintings she had on the wall and my eyesight is so bad, that I was squinting at a ridiculously close distance only for her to start crying that I was being very rude.
Bill Walker
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I thought it was Indiana that wants you..No. I'm not allowed back into Detroit.
But you can't go back there.
buckshot
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Oklahoma is the worst place you'll ever go (that isn't an active warzone)
idahoblues
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Definitely not on my ‘to visit’ listOklahoma is the worst place you'll ever go (that isn't an active warzone)
One Fan Clapping
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I was once that wasted I texted my wife asking if she could pick me up and the next morning I noticed I ended the question with an exclamation mark.
Wild days…
Wild days…
Bill Walker
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You could take a few howitzers and grenadesDefinitely not on my ‘to visit’ list
LangleyBlue1970
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Any thread that starts with ‘hahaha’ is going to be a cracker.
I’ll save reading it all for later with a few suds.
I’ll save reading it all for later with a few suds.