Yaya Toure

Cibaman , Rolee. Pep confirmed Yaya will be staying, MOTD, or SSN last night, can't remember which though.
Reported in Guardian today also:
.....Guardiola also confirmed Toure will not leave in the current window, saying: “I spoke with him and he said he wants to stay.

“Ok, if he wants to stay, I am happy. There are a lot of games. Everybody needs to play. I know his quality. For example in the last 20 minutes against Steaua Bucharest he played as a striker and played amazing. Of course I know him very well and his behaviour from the beginning was perfect. When his behaviour is OK, everything is going very well.”
 
Good morning mossiideblue and all other blues on this misearble day weather wise, but I'm going to leap out of bed, have a shower, a few jobs round the house. " You do the shake and vac and put the freshness back, oh ya do the sheikh n vac and put the freshness back".

Nice brew and a bit of brekkie, take my 'Pep' pills. Then a bit more vigour whilst a spot of ironing my Colin Bell no/8 shirt for the game and other clothes. " La de da de de" fuckin ace these pills mate. Hmm, what next hmm, aghh mopping the floor then a few pots. Some lunch, then off to the Victoria for a few slurps before the game

Sorry mate, you mention Yaya not being a mercenary? Your opinion, my opinion. I think we all can agree he won't give 2 fucks about what us 2 and every other blue thinks whilst he's collecting his reputed 230 k a week, yes week, for doing a big fat fuck all whilst not even in the squad!!

I'll be even happier later as we knock those rag pretenders off top spot.

"Zipperdeee doo da Zipperedee day"


Nurse! not sure if this one is salvageable, I'm afraid it's quite advanced.
 
Didn't see Pellegrini to China coming. I'd be willing to bet it's Yaya's next destination as well though. I hear the Chinese make some of the best cakes.
 
Didn't see Pellegrini to China coming. I'd be willing to bet it's Yaya's next destination as well though. I hear the Chinese make some of the best cakes.
And fortune cookies.

Picture the Scene. Yaya with his agent.

seluk- "so Yaya, Mr 'Gladdallover' says you have eaten too much birthday cake that Mr charming man Pellegrini bought you, but don worry Yaya, Mr Pellegrini wants you to play in China.

Yaya, "but Mr Seluk- boss, does da mean I will get a big 'burday' cake?"

Seluk-, "erm, not really Yaya. They don't do birthday cakes in China Yaya, but Mr nice man Pellegrini says he has a special surprise for you".

Yaya- "please Mr Dimitri boss, I'm so excited, please tell me"

Seluk- " oh go on Yaya seeing as you make me very rich man, Mr nice man Pellegrini has a big bag of cookies for you, but keep it quiet, don't tell Mr charming man I said, ok"

Yaya- "Ok Mr boss, Cookies yah, Yaya wants to be the Cookie monster, Cookies"

"Yaya very happy with cookies boss, better than 'burday' cake" ; )
 
And fortune cookies.

Picture the Scene. Yaya with his agent.

seluk- "so Yaya, Mr 'Gladdallover' says you have eaten too much birthday cake that Mr charming man Pellegrini bought you, but don worry Yaya, Mr Pellegrini wants you to play in China.

Yaya, "but Mr Seluk- boss, does da mean I will get a big 'burday' cake?"

Seluk-, "erm, not really Yaya. They don't do birthday cakes in China Yaya, but Mr nice man Pellegrini says he has a special surprise for you".

Yaya- "please Mr Dimitri boss, I'm so excited, please tell me"

Seluk- " oh go on Yaya seeing as you make me very rich man, Mr nice man Pellegrini has a big bag of cookies for you, but keep it quiet, don't tell Mr charming man I said, ok"

Yaya- "Ok Mr boss, Cookies yah, Yaya wants to be the Cookie monster, Cookies"

"Yaya very happy with cookies boss, better than 'burday' cake" ; )
that just doesn't sound right that
 

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