Uncle Wally One Ball
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RespectI shot the second wife with a broomhandle mauser.
RespectI shot the second wife with a broomhandle mauser.
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Sitting out in the garden right now. Having a few guns. She bought some clothes and was trying them on and annoying me like fuck asking me what I thought.
I bought this top and the collar makes my hands even more feminine.
Yes, says I
Do you think my hands aren't feminine enough?
What?
Are you saying I have big hands?
She hasn't got remotely big hands but is now in the huff over something she said and I agreed with
Fucking loopy.
My Mrs replaced 4 magnolia lampshades with red ones once, i came back from an away match one Saturday night and there was a que of blokes around the corner
You have obviously been away from the UK too long, years ago everybodys houses inside were painted in Magnolia...it's an off white....BnQ couldn't sell enough:)What the fuck is magnolia?
Sounds like one of them made up womens colours like taupe.
What the fuck is magnolia?
Sounds like one of them made up womens colours like taupe.
You have obviously been away from the UK too long, years ago everybodys houses inside were painted in Magnolia...it's an off white....BnQ couldn't sell enough:)
Still is in ClaytonI was 15 at the time. Everything was wallpaper with bits of wood chips in it.
..............you forgot to mention the Adams Apple