United thread 2017/18

[johnnytapia]

.... and posts on Bluemoon.

ha! ha! very good. I'm adamant we should have signed him though, only slightly less enraged now I'm not typing "in vino veritas"!

 

[sir baconface]

I can't believe that rag **** dumps his muck in Cat Deeley.

Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon?

 

[mat]

Have you thought of writing for Mills and Boon?

I was turned down as my story was too realistic. They didn’t take to the scene where after they make love. The male lead farts, rolled over and went to sleep.

 

[sir baconface]

I was turned down as my story was too realistic. They didn’t take to the scene where after they make love. The male lead farts, rolled over and went to sleep.

Picky bastards, aren’t they?

 

[GaudinoMotors]

Not likely,

A, he's not young & black.
B, he didn't leave Liverpool.

What's being young and black got to do with it?

 

[blueincy]

Did the Merc score a hatfull against the mighty Yeovil on his debut last night the way the radio mentioned him on the hour every hour T'was like the second coming saying he had a brilliant debut ffs...

The seeds the media plant in the minds of the weak money just can't buy...


Per month before tax: £2.1m

Per week before tax: £490,000

Per day before tax: £70,000

Per hour before tax: £2,900

Per minute before tax: £48

Per second before tax: 80p

How much did earn from just waking up yesterday let alone play football beggars belief...

 

[Cellarite]

Dirty Sánchez
Dirty Sánchez
Dirty Sánchez tangoed you
Dirty Sánchez tangoed you

In what kind of alternative reality do you ever imagine that;
a) being sung by City fans
b) agitating a single United fan?

Don’t take your coat off.

 

[schfc6]

What's being young and black got to do with it?

The hate campaign waged on Raheem was heavily influenced by his skin colour in my opinion.

I'm not savvy enough on hear to upload photos but one but the Sun and the Mail had several racially questionable 'headlines'.

One being a young mixed race football being convicted of dealing drugs so he had the money to pretend he was a footballer, guess who's picture was accompanying this story.

 

[schfc6]

According to Alex Scott "Sanchez is the final piece in the jigsaw for the rags"...fuck me there has been more final pieces than Frank Sinatra comebacks.

Matic must be gutted, just 6 months ago he was the missing piece.
Sounds like they've not even got the corner pieces yet!

 

[Mid Wales blue]

In what kind of alternative reality do you ever imagine that;
a) being sung by City fans
b) agitating a single United fan?

Don’t take your coat off.

I know, stupid of me! The oranges went to my head.

 

[Mentis]

Saw two different occasions last night where Lukaku kicks out at a player for no apparent reason. This and the double kick earlier in the season, you might wonder what's up his noggin.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Saw two different occasions last night where Lukaku kicks out at a player for no apparent reason. This and the double kick earlier in the season, you might wonder what's up his noggin.

He has obviously got the " Fellaini virus " .

 

[Blueknows]

So basically, Sanchez didn't score so they gave him Man Of The Match so they could all say ... "See!? He's brilliant!".

gave the ball away on 31 occasions with a pass completion of 73% and subbed after 72 minutes yet got MOTM YCNMIU !

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

gave the ball away on 31 occasions with a pass completion of 73% and subbed after 72 minutes yet got MOTM YCNMIU !

Or it just highlights how shit the rest of them are!!

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Saw two different occasions last night where Lukaku kicks out at a player for no apparent reason. This and the double kick earlier in the season, you might wonder what's up his noggin.

Thats unbelievable why havent I seen this on a Sky Sports loop

 

[Blueknows]

Or it just highlights how shit the rest of them are!!

Or how desperate the rag loving media are to highlight how it was money well spent

 

[blueinsa]

gave the ball away on 31 occasions with a pass completion of 73% and subbed after 72 minutes yet got MOTM YCNMIU !

World class performance that brought moments of genius apparently.

Imagine how good he will be when they are not playing Yeovil!

 

[blueinsa]

Saw two different occasions last night where Lukaku kicks out at a player for no apparent reason. This and the double kick earlier in the season, you might wonder what's up his noggin.

He does it because he knows he will get away with it.

Simple.

 

[jonmcity]

He does it because he knows he will get away with it.

Simple.

Yes very different rules for them. They will try and kick us off the park in the derby.

 

[TCIB]

Saw two different occasions last night where Lukaku kicks out at a player for no apparent reason. This and the double kick earlier in the season, you might wonder what's up his noggin.