United thread 2017/18

[bluethrunthru]

The perfectly executed diving header Jonesy scored for Newcastle a few seasons back edges it for me.

I much preferred his attempted clearing floor bound header - that was pure comedy gold

 

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[Machiavelli]

They can’t take it can they, he looks like his little world is crumbling around him lol.
Does he ever take that tracky top off the tramp? And where’s that accent from.

 

[aguero93:20]

I much preferred his attempted clearing floor bound header - that was pure comedy gold

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

He really is Stan Laurel reincarnated.

 

[aguero93:20]

He really is Stan Laurel reincarnated.

The best part is that he's in a position to get to his feet and clear it when he gets near the 18 yard line yet still panics and throws himself at it like a suffocating fish.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

The best part is that he's in a position to get to his feet and clear it when he gets near the 18 yard line yet still panics and throws himself at it like a suffocating fish.

Clear it ? Did you not see him last night ;-)

 

[aguero93:20]

Clear it ? Did you not see him last night ;-)

Same problem, rather than doing the sensible thing and clearing with his left he panics :) really shouldn't play on that side of the pitch. Or the other one.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Thats the one - so funny - International footballer my arse

 

[bluethrunthru]

Same problem, rather than doing the sensible thing and clearing with his left he panics :) really shouldn't play on that side of the pitch. Or the other one.

he's a bit iffy down the middle too

 

[Bodicoteblue]

He really is Stan Laurel reincarnated.

Not fair.
I’ve heard mr. Laurel was a decent defender.

 

[ancoats]

he evens make's richard dunne look world class must be up there with own goals

sorry dunny

 

[bluethrunthru]

Not fair.
I’ve heard mr. Laurel was a decent defender.

Stan preferred a sweeper role though - he was more mobile that Phil the Face - then again so was Ollie

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Since the media is struggling to find a way to give the rags the league they've named them the winners of the transfer window instead.

http://www.espn.com/soccer/blog/esp...la-a-loser-in-window-dominated-by-major-deals

So the big winners showed their mettle in getting dominated by Spurs and the big losers lengthened their lead to 15 points with a dominating performance against West Brom. If only City were as good as the rags...

I don't care what you say, nobody else can go out and find a piano playing orange. For that reason alone they win it.

 

[aguero93:20]

Stan preferred a sweeper role though - he was more mobile that Phil the Face - then again so was Ollie

They still are.

 

[bluethrunthru]

They still are.

ha ha brilliant

 

[TravisBickle]

Every time I see this it fucking cracks me up.
This will never get old

 

[scousemanc]

Every time I see this it fucking cracks me up.
This will never get old

Thanks for posting, it made me laugh, again!

 

[lloydy]

Be a great day when it comes. Hope he's here for it.

 

[scousemanc]

Here's another. What is funny is that at one point it looks like he's going for another "ground-head", but stops himself. Maybe doesn't want to look silly.