United thread 2017/18

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Hopefully the Chelsea players will feel like playing and actually give a shit for a change
 
bluethrunthru said:
and not once does he mention the style of football .... I agree one nil can and has been entertaining - we have won games one nil with tons of possession where we have bemoaned wastefulness in front of goal but absolutely purred at the stuff we had played on the day - what he is describing is an up and under slug fest, no ring craft just two teams lumping it big up the pitch and lots of aimless running around - he gets nervous in the dug out because one day he will get called out as the emperor with no clothes that he is. SCUM.
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Nope what he is trying to do is change the Narative to that city winning the league by 19 points winning games by 3, 4 and 5 goals is boring for the watching fans while his style is keep it tight till the very end of a game where fans he thinks be on the edge of there seats to see which way the game will go! Mourinho is a grade A K@NT
 
Can't imagine a better team to play a cup final against than Chelsea in a down year tbh. Half arsed ****s, literally any other team would have the pride to at least give it their all, you genuinely cannot guarantee that from Chelsea
 
Bozo said:
Just read this absolute cracker from Jose:

"I still don't understand these words of 'entertaining'. You think 6-0 is entertaining? I don't think so. I think entertaining is emotion until the end, it's the open result until the end, it's everybody on their seats until the end. Both dugouts nervous and tense with the unpredictability of the result - that for me as a football lover is entertaining, so I think so it's going to be entertaining."

So, another jammy 1-0 on the cards!
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"everybody on their seats until the end"

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waspish said:
Nope what he is trying to do is change the Narative to that city winning the league by 19 points winning games by 3, 4 and 5 goals is boring for the watching fans while his style is keep it tight till the very end of a game where fans he thinks be on the edge of there seats to see which way the game will go! Mourinho is a grade A K@NT
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Well,he's managed to keep it that tight they've finished miles behind City and scored nowhere near as many goals.
Let's hope the twat keeps it even tighter next year.
 
waspish said:
Nope what he is trying to do is change the Narative to that city winning the league by 19 points winning games by 3, 4 and 5 goals is boring for the watching fans while his style is keep it tight till the very end of a game where fans he thinks be on the edge of there seats to see which way the game will go! Mourinho is a grade A K@NT
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The only problem is that by the 75 minute mark half the fans have already fucked off and when added time is announced most of the rest are wending their way past Macari's chippy.
 
Bozo said:
Just read this absolute cracker from Jose:

"I still don't understand these words of 'entertaining'. You think 6-0 is entertaining? I don't think so. I think entertaining is emotion until the end, it's the open result until the end, it's everybody on their seats until the end. Both dugouts nervous and tense with the unpredictability of the result - that for me as a football lover is entertaining, so I think so it's going to be entertaining."

So, another jammy 1-0 on the cards!
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Jose is so right. It is not games such as City's one-sided annihilation of Watford which as exciting, it was United's epic struggle with WBA at a packed OT which put the smiles on the faces of football fans everywhere, or almost everywhere. The dugouts were incredibly nervous and tense as the minutes ticked by and the match remained in the balance as these two heavyweights (Luke Shaw was playing, wasn't he?) slugged it out. Jose's face in particular was a picture of tension but at the same time satisfaction as he thought of the generous praise he could heap on his players for their gigantic effort. The crowd's emotion reached a peak as the reds' star Belgian striker was thrown into the fray and a series of heroic chips from the half way line arced their way into the Albion's area. Despite using his long levers for greater leverage even Big M's prodigious leaps could not quite enable his head to connect tellingly with the ball. Nevertheless, at the end the crowd rose as one man to acclaim their heroes and Jose could leave the pitch knowing he had treated the crowd to another display of football which they would never forget, to yet another example of the Mourinho /United way. Sir Bobby slept soundly that afternoon knowing his club was in safe hands.
 
I believe until today Maureen hadn't lost a domestic cup final in the UK and Sanchez hadn't lost or failed to score at Wembley - such a season for new records being set !
 
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